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hmmm
Imagine: Duke Thomas, among Batman’s other (veteran) children, in his first ever Batfamily pre-mission briefing, hearing an actual Batplan with all its details.
When your brothers presesure you to hang out with them…
Tim: I kind of have plans.
Dick: You have another family?
Tim: Yeah, I, uh… I have a date.
Damian: You have a date?
Tim: Yes! I have a date.
Dick: With a… girl?
Tim: No, with a crouton. *rolls eyes* What is so strange about me having a date?
Jason: With a crouton?
Let me know how Tim’s crouton date goes
Jason: *laughing with the rest of the Batboys as they enter the Batcave* Look, there’s our little cassanova –
Batboys: *stop dead in their tracks*
Tim: *sobbing over a coffee mug*
Dick: You… okay, Tim?
Tim: *turns to face them, tears staining his scrunched face* Sh-she d-d-drowned…
Dick: She what…?
Jason: Woah, woah, woah –
Damian: What did you do to her, Drake?? Where exactly did you take her to??
Duke: Uhhh… Who’s “her”?
Tim: *shoves the mug towards them, spilling coffee on the ground*
Tim: *pointing at a soggy crouton floating pathetically in the black fluid* Her!
Dick: Ooookay. *carefully pries the mug off of Tim’s grip* Time for bed.
Jason: *fireman-carries a sobbing Tim away from the Batcomputer*
Duke: So… We’re just gonna pretend like this didn’t happen, right?
Damian: -Tt-
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That’s how dates usually go when you decide to stay in a cave and work on cases all day, @kittyofalltrades .
luke fox: Interesting. The chances of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.
barbara gordon: I would’ve said infinitesimally.
dick grayson: And I would’ve said teenily-weenily. We all know words.
Nightwing had me at “teenily-weenily”.
CH
Imagine: The Robins/Batboys doing the most mundane things: climbing to the top bunk bed, getting cereal from the cupboard, escaping Alfred’s broom, etcetera.
“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”
Imagine (juuuust imagine): What really goes on between Joker and the Robins/Batboys when Batman isn’t around.
(Now, un-imagine it because Jason Todd’s getting nightmares as we speak.)
Tim: We’re going to a movie. Can we have some money?
Bruce: Sure. How much?
Tim: Uh, $650 should do it.
Bruce: Okay.
Duke: ….we’ll probably need money for popcorn, too.
Bruce: Oh?
Duke: Another $50, I think?
Bruce: Wait a minute. That doesn’t sound right.
Tim: …
Duke: ….
Bruce: Movie popcorn is expensive. Better take $100 to be safe.
Bruce has no concept of money.
Let’s just say I concur.
Imagine: Red Hood, when asked to patrol with the rest of the Batfamily. (*whispers* He secretly loves it.)
Kory to Dick: I’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking him to admit that he loves me.
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