rosalitadiazz:

Peralta men: doing the exact opposite of what they say

suggested by anonymous

IMAGINE:

Nightwing [to Alfred]: *after finding out that Bruce teamed up with Deathstroke for a case behind his back* “I’m gonna go down to the Batcave, and I’m gonna express my concerns to him in a calm, rational manner.”

5 minutes later…

Nightwing [to Batman]: *dramatically flailing his arms* “What are you doing, Bruce?! He’s evil!”

>>> — <<<

Dick [to Bruce]: *after telling him that Jason’s coming over to the manor* Look, I know you don’t like him right now, but can you at least try to be nice to him for me?

Bruce: *grunts*

5 minutes later…

Red Hood: *getting off his motorcycle on the Manor driveway*

Bruce: *stomping towards him and pointing at him* I’m glad you’re no longer dead, you lousy son of mine!

Dick: *facepalms*