reblogged – Page 12 – incorrect-batfamily-quotes

excuseme-howdareyou:

After a mission

Alfred: Very well, who got injured?

Tim: I’m fine.

Steph: I’m fine.

Damian: Tt. As if those low lifes could injure me.

Dick: Just a sprained wrist, I’ll be fine by tomorrow.

Jason: *holding his shoulder which looks suspiciously red*

Duke: *leg is also looking suspiciously red*

Duke and Jason: Gunshot buddies! *High five*

Bonus:

Bruce: *limping away towards the stairs, a trail of blood smeared behind him* I’m FiNe!

incorrectyjquotes:

Tim Drake: Initiate Phase 2.

Bart Allen: I forgot what Phase 2 is, but I’ll assume we just run in like we discussed.

Tim Drake: Affirmative.

Bart Allen: I’ll assume that means “yes”.

Tim Drake: Roger.

Bart Allen: My name’s Bart.

incorrectbatfamiliaquotes:

dick grayson: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

donna troy: You were flirting with Kori.

dick grayson: So what? She’s my wife.

donna troy: You asked her if she was single.

dick grayson:

donna troy: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

nightwingvixen23:

Cop : Turn around !

Jason : Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never comin’ around

Cop : TURN AROUND !!

Jason : *feelin’ it* EVERY NOW AND THEN-!

And his voice’d be all robot-y because of his mask’s voice modifier.

incorrectbatfamiliaquotes:

dick grayson: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

donna troy: You were flirting with Kori.

dick grayson: So what? She’s my wife.

donna troy: You asked her if she was single.

dick grayson:

donna troy: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

jasontheredhood:

Bruce: Where’s Damian?

Tim: Doing Stuff.

Bruce: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Dick?

Tim: Trying to stop Damian from doing the stuff.

Bruce: What? Where’s Jason then?

Tim: Trying to stop Dick from stopping Damian doing the stuff.

Bruce: Why are you here?

Tim: I’m here to stop you from stopping Jason from stopping Dick from stopping Damian doing the stuff.