When you piss Raven off and you wake up… different…
Beast Boy: Why, Robin, don’t you look lovely.
Robin: *in a high-pitched voice, while angrily brushing off long, curly, pink ribbon-tied locks of blonde hair from his face* It’s a spell!
Robin: *curtsies* And thank you. -Tt-
When you’re leading a teenage superhero team and Batman comes to visit (so all of a sudden the pressure is on)…
Raven: You’ve been distracted by your father.
Robin: It’s that obvious?
Raven: Gar, you don’t have a bag?
Beast Boy: I could never deprive the world of the portion of my chest the strap would cover.
Cyborg [about Raven]: And she likes you because…?
Beast Boy: Because who wouldn’t?
Raven: Don’t tell me you are afraid?
Beast Boy: Are you kidding? I was born afraid!
Beast Boy: Which sounded a lot better in my head.
Having a changeling in the team be like…
Raven: Man, I’m stuffed.
Beast Boy: Me, too. I ate like a pig.
Raven: Gar, you are a pig.
Cyborg [about Raven]: You’re not done with her, are you?
Beast Boy: *sighs* Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Cyborg: Not to mention imaginary.
Raven [about Jericho]: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
Beast Boy: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.
Raven: You, me? Fat chance!
Beast Boy: *turns into a gorilla and drums his fists on his chest*
Beast Boy: I have a chance! And it’s fat!
Rachel: Surely you can’t be serious.
Garfield: I am serious.
Garfield: And don’t call me “Shirley”.
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