Listening to Dick and Kory argue for about the hundredth time on their road trip…
Gar: *drinking the Capri Sun that Kory stuffed in his sweater pocket* Are you picking up on the chemistry that’s going on?
Rachel: *rummaging through the backpack that Dick packed for her* It’s like they’re married.
While waiting in the mini van…
Rachel: *watching Dick and Kory, who’re outside in the freezing cold, have a heated argument about where to head to next*
Gar: *sighs* I know, Rach. I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight.
Beast Boy: What are you ladies doing?
Starfire: Raven is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Beast Boy: I think you mean –
Raven: Save your breath. I’ve been correcting her all morning.
Having a changeling in the team be like…
Raven: Man, I’m stuffed.Beast Boy: Me, too. I ate like a pig.
Raven: Gar, you are a pig.
Guess who lost the Robins’ Rock, Paper, Scissors battle to not accompany Damian gift shopping?
Damian [to employee]: If I were to give you this gift basket, based on that action alone, and no other data, infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us.
Employee: Excuse me?
Damian: Here. *hands gift basket to employee* Now, are we friends, colleagues, lovers? Are you my grandmother?
Employee: I don’t understand what you’re talking about, and you’re making me a little uncomfortable.
Jason: *grabs Damian by the scruff of his neck*
Jason: See, sounds just like you and Raven. We’ll take it.
Jason: *takes the gift basket and drags Damian away*
Watching flaming, furry, five-headed, fish-like aliens with fangs invade the planet be like…
Raven: This is weird.
Beast Boy: Yeah. I feel the sexual tension, too, but this is not the time.
Robin [to Raven]: Just keep in mind, should you ever need a slightly apathetic, tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.
Guess who lost the Robins’ Rock, Paper, Scissors battle to not accompany Damian gift shopping?
Damian [to employee]: If I were to give you this gift basket, based on that action alone, and no other data, infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us.
Employee: Excuse me?
Damian: Here. *hands gift basket to employee* Now, are we friends, colleagues, lovers? Are you my grandmother?
Employee: I don’t understand what you’re talking about, and you’re making me a little uncomfortable.
Jason: *grabs Damian by the scruff of his neck*
Jason: See, sounds just like you and Raven. We’ll take it.
Jason: *takes the gift basket and drags Damian away*
Post-break up advice from your mentor from another planet…
Starfire [about Beast Boy]: You can, um, you can do the burning of the stuff he gave you.
Raven: Or?
Starfire: Or… or you can do the chanting and the dancing around naked, you know, with the sticks.
Raven: Burning’s good.
Beast Boy: What are you ladies doing?
Starfire: Raven is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Beast Boy: I think you mean –
Raven: Save your breath. I’ve been correcting her all morning.
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