Beast Boy: What are you ladies doing?
Starfire: Raven is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Beast Boy: I think you mean –
Raven: Save your breath. I’ve been correcting her all morning.
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Rachel: You lied!
Dick: I may have
Rachel: You may have or you did?!
Dick:
Dick: I may have did.
#titans2018
Jason: *Gets down on one knee*
Jason: Kory, would you do me the honor of becoming my sister in law?
Dick: Are you proposing to Kory for me?
Rachel: Well, someone had to do it!
#titans2018
Principal: I’m afraid Rachel has been in another fight.
Kory: Did she win?
Dick: Kory!
Kory: Sorry.
Kory: (To Rachel) But did you?
#titans2018
Raven: Don’t tell me you are afraid?
Beast Boy: Are you kidding? I was born afraid!
Beast Boy: Which sounded a lot better in my head.
Kory: *horrified, with her palms still smoking* I’m sorry I almost killed you.
Dick: *heart eyes* That’s all right. I need to be more careful next time.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
And all he had been trying to do was tickle her from behind as she prepared breakfast for them, Rachel and Gar.
Donna: Dick, Kory is a queen.
Dick, lovingly: I know.
Donna: No, I mean she’s a literal queen.
Dawn: I agree. Kory is amazing.
Donna: You don’t understand. She’s an alien princess.
Rachel: She certainly is.
Donna: *Proceeds to spend three hours trying to get her point across and trying to explain Tamaranean monarchy to the team before giving up*
Dick: Kori and I are having a baby!
Rachel: That’s grea-
Dick *Slams adoption papers on the table*: It’s you! Sign here!
Kory: *horrified, with her palms still smoking* I’m sorry I almost killed you.
Dick: *heart eyes* That’s all right. I need to be more careful next time.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
And all he had been trying to do was tickle her from behind as she prepared breakfast for them, Rachel and Gar.
Listening to Dick and Kory argue for about the hundredth time on their road trip…
Gar: *drinking the Capri Sun that Kory stuffed in his sweater pocket* Are you picking up on the chemistry that’s going on?
Rachel: *rummaging through the backpack that Dick packed for her* It’s like they’re married.
Dick: *scoffs* @spaceprincessem What, you actually think we’re like some married couple? So maybe Rach and Gar kind of need parents right now. And maybe we’re “co-parenting” or whatever. But does that automatically make us marr–
Kory: Dick, who’re you talking to?
Dick: No one, Hone– Kory! I meant, Kory.
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