Tag: patrick o’brien

When Plastic Man tried out for the JLA…

J’onn: I’m a little confused. Are you telling me this photo of Batman is your resumé?

Patrick: Well, when I showed up this morning, I didn’t have a formal resumé on me, so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Batman could represent the standard of excellence I’m hoping to bring to this position.

Plastic Man: Why won’t any women talk to me?

Big Barda: Because you’re slimy and you turn everything into a double entendre.

Plastic Man: I do not.

* Big Barda leaves. Plastic Man stares at Flash. *

Flash: *sighs* Go ahead.

Plastic Man: I’d like to double her entendre.