What civilians think Gotham City villains fight about: Power. Money. Territory. Batman.
What Gotham City villains actually fight about:
The Riddler [to Penguin]: Oh, yeah? Well, I was featured in the GCPD calendar!
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Detective Bullock: I can put you in Gotham City on the night of the hijacking.
Penguin: Really? I live in Gotham. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
The Riddler: My name will go down in history as greatest villain of all time.
Penguin: You mean our names, right?
The Riddler: Of course.
The Riddler: My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, your name.
Because the Gotham rogues don’t always get along…
Penguin [to Killer Croc]: *pinned to the sewer wall* Keep your stinkin’ claws off me, you damned, dirty croc!
Penguin: Get me out of here alive, and the ransom money, and we’ll call it even, okay?
Red Hood: Uh, we’re way more than even.
Penguin: How do you figure?
Red Hood: Because your final thought on this Earth wasn’t about how my gun tasted!
Penguin: Fair enough.
Arsenal: Right?
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