Batman: *watching security footage of Green Lantern and Green Arrow making fun of him while he was giving a mission briefing earlier that day* Hn. Do they have any idea how much stalking experience I have?
Superman: If only they did, Bruce. You’re very prolific. You’re the Picasso of creepiness.
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Batman: *watching security footage of Green Lantern and Green Arrow making fun of him while he was giving a mission briefing earlier that day* Hn. Do they have any idea how much stalking experience I have?
Superman: If only they did, Bruce. You’re very prolific. You’re the Picasso of creepiness.
Batman: *announces his engagement to Catwoman at a Justice League meeting*
Green Lantern: *whispering* I’ll put twenty-five dollars on the wedding being cancelled.
Green Arrow: *whispering back* Fifty says it’s cancelled before the sun goes down.
Arsenal: Okay, we gotta go to my house so we can use one of my sports cars.
Red Hood: Roy, you don’t own a sports car.
Arsenal: Right. We gotta go to your dad’s house so we can use one of his sports cars.
Hence, Batman having words with Green Arrow.
Dinah: Did you just toss your change into the garbage bin?
Oliver: Nope.
Dinah: Liar! You absolutely did, Ollie.
Oliver: What? It was seven cents! I hate pennies.
Dinah: What? Do you hate nickels, too? Rich jerk!
Undercover billionaire vigilantes…
Oliver: *whispering* Bats, you got a plan?
Bruce: *fake-smiling and fake-waving for the cameras* I’m not walking around this party shaking hands with everybody for no reason.
Batman: *narrows eyes*
Green Arrow: *crosses arms*
Red Hood and Arsenal: …
Batman: No one bends the rules like you two bend the rules.
Batman and Green Arrow: *grin*
Justice League membership deliberations…
Green Arrow [to Batman]: So, you know you can’t trust them, right? You know Red Hood and Arsenal are absurdly, irrationally, turbulently codependent on each other, right?
Dinah: But, Ollie, why would you be abducted on our wedding day and end up in Thailand?
Oliver: Worst bachelor party ever?
So, Ollie, are ya describing hypothetical events or actual plans?
(Vigilante) lovers’ quarrels be like…
Dinah: I can’t believe one of the most beautiful moments in our marriage is based on lies!
Oliver: You’re just as bad as me, and you used to be better, so that makes you worse!
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