Tag: mornings at the manor

Damian: You stand accused of betraying your own family as the Red Hood, Todd. How do you plead?

Jason: I plead you to shut up.

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Would you at least let him finish eating his breakfast first, Dami?

Why you don’t hide Damian’s things…

Damian: *wearing his Robin uniform in the kitchen*

Dick: *chokes on his cereal*

Jason: *pinches his nose to stifle his laughter*

Tim: What the f…

Damian: Perhaps I’m not making myself clear here. This is a threat.

Mornings at the Manor…

Dick: *sulking*

Bruce: *reading the business section of the Gotham Gazette*

Alfred: *taking Tim’s groggy face out of a cup of coffee he was trying to drink*

Jason: *cooking waffles while whistling an 80’s tune*

Damian: *doing one-finger push-ups with Alfred the Cat on his back*

Dick: I know I’m the only one in this house who actually drinks milk, but would it kill any of you to make sure it’s actually on the grocery list?

Mornings at the Manor…

Dick: Man, this is weird. Ever realize that Captain Crunch’s eyebrows are actually on his hat?

Jason: That’s what’s weird? Boy Wonder, the man’s been captain of a cereal for the last forty years.

Mornings at the Manor…

Tim: *bangs fists on kitchen island* Loser wears a dress to the Titans Tower for a week!

Damian: *talks with mouth full of tofu* And why stop there? Loser also shaves his head! Or are you chicken?

Tim: You’re on, little turd bucket! 

Jason: *shrugs* 

Jason: *continues to read newspaper in peace*

Mornings at the Manor…

Tim: *screams from the kitchen* OH, NO!!!

Dick: *bursts out of his room* Oh, no, what???

Tim: *with crumbs all over his face* I did it again. I was sleep-eating. That explains that dream.