Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.
Me: *blinks*
Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –
Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*
Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?
Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–
Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*
Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?
Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?
Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –
Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –
Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*
Me: Did I say something wrong?
Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*
Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?
Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?
Me: Well –
Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –
Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*
Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –
Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –
Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*
Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!
Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.
Alfred: *walks into the room*
Room: *falls silent*
Alfred: No dessert for all of you.
Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*
Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…
Me: *blinks*
Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*
The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!
Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?
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I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.
Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,
a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes
This is the best thing I have ever read in my life
Robin: *hissing*Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!
Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?
Robin: *carrying@dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!
Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?
Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –
Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.
Me: Now, Damian.
Me:
Me: Okay, good.
Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.
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So, thank you!
It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕
Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*
Dick: Hey, Li’l D –
Dick:
Dick: Is there someone in your room?
Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*
Dick: *slowly opens the door*
Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –
Dick:
Jason:
Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*
Dick:
Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?
Dick:
Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .
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No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!
THIS I LOVE THIS! LIKE SO MUCH :D💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙
Batman: *working a long-overdue case on the Batcomputer*
Wonder Woman: *walking around the Batcave and admiring the mementos*
Wonder Woman:
Wonder Woman: *swiftly takes out her lasso and prepares to throw it*
Batman: *grabs the lasso in time* Diana, NO!
Wonder Woman: I sense a foreign presence in your cave, Bruce, lurking right behind that monstrous creature –
@nanna-the-batmum: *steps out from behind the dinosaur and into the light*
Wonder Woman: Great Hera…
Batman: They’re… They’re, uh…
Nightwing: *drops down from the ceiling* A guest from a nearby Earth. *winks at @nanna-the-batmum*
Superman: *flies in through the waterfall and dries himself off* Another one, Bruce?
Batman: Another what, Clark?
Robin: *enters with Batcow on a leash* I wonder the same thing, Father. Eight not enough for you?
Batman: Damian, are you implying –
Superman: *extends a hand to @nanna-the-batmum* Hello, I’m Superman. Welcome to our Earth.
Wonder Woman: *does the same* And I’m Diana of Themyscira. I hope you can forgive me for our earlier introduction.
Red Hood: *pulls his motorcycle to a screeching halt* Yo, @nanna-the-batmum, you one of us? Should we start training you?
Batman: *rubs his temples in frustration* Jason, nobody is training –
Red Robin: *parks his car beside Jason’s motorcycle* We could totally just pick you up at your place. Say, 9-ish? Also, don’t mind the tracker on your collar.
Batman: Tim – Hrrnnn. *goes back to work on the Batcomputer*
Alfred: *puts a hand on @nanna-the-batmum‘s shoulder* Clearly it requires quite a bit of energy to be in this family, so might I suggest you try some of the cookies I just baked? I hear they’re delicious. *leads the way to the kitchen*
Mother of bats…..
Yes good
It’s increased exponentially since last I saw it
If you’re still running this beautiful gift of a post, Harper Row is the best and I love catwoman and red hood so much too.
Selina: Look, @charismatic-hothead darlin’, this isn’t for the faint of heart. Even Bruce wasn’t up to the challenge.
Harper: You have to be totally, a-hundred-percent sure you’re up to this.
Officer Grayson: You have the right to take a break from your hectic schedule and have dinner at the Manor. Anything you do or say that’s equivalent to a “no” can and will be used against you in Alfred’s kitchen.
If you can’t afford a plane ticket to Gotham City, Bruce Wayne’ll provide it for you.
Officer Grayson: Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, care to have breakfast with me? I’ve got, like, six kinds of cereal. *grins and offers @chi-townbatgirl a blue-and-black striped hand*
Uhhhhhh i Love it 💜 can i get one with Dami and Alfred If you want to do it 💚
@hoshihime04: *trying to shift positions during a lovely nap but unable to move because of something really heavy…*
@hoshihime04: *eyelids fluttering… blinking… taking in nothing but darkness*
get up* At the young master’s behest, I’ve prepared crispy tofu tacos for the both of you. Now, off to the kitchen you go.
Batman: *stoically*“I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks.”
Jason: Look, I know you’re you, but could you maybe not be you for a sec? This is Shakespeare, man! It’s supposed to be dramatic!
Batman: *with a gruff voice and a dramatic flip of the cape* “They do not love that do not show their love.”
Jason: We’re trying to help @kurara-black-blog in the words department, and possibly express our gratitude, so I don’t need you to be broody right now, Ba –
Red Hood: *chugs a can of beer, drops it to the ground, crushes it with his boot, kicks it to the curb, cocks his guns and sprays the can with bullets*
Red Hood: That’s what I think.
Red Hood: Of any form of disrespect towards your iconic icon.
Alfred: That’s enough, Master Jason! Now come inside for a snack. Bring @platinum-soul7 with you.
Red Hood: Oh, @&#+! Alfred’s cookies. Come on! *runs to the Manor*
It keep getting better and better
I can’t help but love it
*what a person finds when they need to study*
Nightwing: *playfully dangling his old Robin uniform on a blue-striped finger* So… You’re not coming with us, @insufferable-bastardz?
Robin: Not with that garbage of a suit, they’re not, Grayson.
Nightwing: *clutches his chest in mock pain* Right where it hurts, baby bro.
Robin: Also, @insufferable-bastardz has every right to be lame if they wanted to be, so. *shrugs and crosses his arms*
Red Robin: *pacing the room and working out an algorithm* Look, @insufferable-bastardz, I can totally hack into the system and change the schedule of any upcoming exam you have. And though I can hear the vessels in Bruce’s eyes pop as I say this, there’s always breaking and entering –
Nightwing: Which he himself does a lot by the way –
Red Hood: *kicks the door down* HEY.
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin: -Tt-
Red Hood: *narrows his eyes at his brothers* If @insufferable-bastardz wants to study, they get to study.
Red Hood: *pulls out a chair and invitingly taps the one next to his* Let’s do this.
Holy masked riders batman! This is one of the few posts that make me happy by just reading it (hiya from mex)
Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer*
Batman: *snorts*
Batman: *clears his throat*
The Signal: Uh… Boss?
Batman: *grinning to himself*
Batman: *clears his throat again and frowns*
Batman: *chuckles*
Red Robin: Oookay there, Bruce?
Robin: -Tt- Father, what is wrong with –
Batman: *full-blown, guttural laughter*
Red Hood: That’s just… creepy.
Alfred: *runs into the cave, still wearing an apron and mittens* Master Bruce, what on earth –
Batman: *gleefully wiping tears from his eyes and rubbing his belly*
Nightwing: It really wasn’t that funny, Bruce.
Batman: @thedeafeningcollectionzombie … Your comment… Dick… *sighing contentedly* S-such awful jokes when he was Robin…
Red Robin: And Officer Grayson. And Agent 37 –
Batgirl: Then Nightwing again –
Spoiler: It kind of grows on you, actually –
Black Bat: *puts a comforting arm around one of Dick’s*
Batman: Just reminded me of the good old days.
Batman: *clears his throat and goes back to typing on the Batcomputer*
Nightwing: *laughs*Okay, okay. I appreciate you guys putting up with me.
Nightwing: And, @thedeafeningcollectionzombie – or Mex, is it? – hope you have a good laugh, too. *winks*
I love all of these! If you’re still doing it (which you’re probably not) I love Damian and Tim.
💚💚💚
I still remember squealing the first time I read this, thanks!!
Red Robin: … And I couldn’t sleep for, like, eight days.
Superboy: Uh, newsflash: that’s not unusual.
Red Robin: No! I mean, yeah, okay, but this time it wasn’t caffeine or anxiety. It was blood-curdling, Kon. And I live with Damian Wayne.
Superboy: Don’t you think I would’ve heard it then?
Red Robin: Maybe, maybe not? It’s not really – See, it’s –
Red Robin: I trust you with my life. You know that, right?
Superboy: Duh. What’s your point?
Red Robin: *sighs*
Red Robin: Come with me.
Red Robin: *proceeds to lead Conner through a maze of secret passageways throughout the Manor to a steel door*
Red Robin: *takes a prosthetic eyeball out of his utility belt – *
Superboy: Gross, dude!
Red Robin: * – and presents it to a retinal scanner*
1-tonne Door: *slowly opens to reveal a bunch of really awesome, secret stuff that shall not be mentioned here*
Superboy: Woooooooo–
Red Robin: The Bat doesn’t know about this.
Superboy: –aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh–
Robin: *hissing* Will you two idiots shut up?
Red Robin and Superboy: WHAAA!!!
Robin: *jumps down from a dark corner of the ceiling and dusts himself off*
Red Robin: What are you doing here, brat?!
Robin: Drake, did you seriously think that you were the only Robin smart enough to figure this place out?
Superboy: Figure what out exactly… ?
Red Robin: Yeah, congrats, kid, but this is important, so why don’t you go find Kon’s little brother and play outside or someth– *patting one of his utility belt compartments*
Robin: *holding up a prosthetic finger* Looking for this?
Superboy: What is it with your family?!
Red Robin: *rolls his eyes and crosses his arms* Just do it. Show off.
Robin: *places the “finger” against a scanner which activates an alien-looking computer*
Superboy: What is THIS?
Red Robin: Inter-Earth communicator. Underground Wayne Tech.
Superboy: Awessooooooo–
Robin: If anyone finds out about this, Kent, I’ll make sure you wake up in an awesome tub full of Krypton–
Red Robin: Okay, that’s enough, short stuff. They’re on.
Superboy: *watching as two faces slowly come into view on separate panels on screen* They… ?
Robin: Superboy, meet @little-shadowgirl, a worthy admirer, though I fail to understand what they see in Red –
Red Robin: *clears his throat* And @dc-comics-gal, the source of the squeal that woke up me better than any cup of coffee could.
I love that this post just grows and I love it.
Superboy: *spins around in panic* AH! Who said that?!
Robin: *covers Conner’s mouth and silences him with a warning look*
Red Robin: *shutting down the IEC (see previous post) and grabbing hold of his bo staff * Oookay… We’re supposed to be the only ones here.
Red Hood: *coming out of a dark corner* That’s what she – *misses a sword hurled at his face by exactly three millimeters, horrified* What the – KID!
Robin: -Tt-
Red Robin: *facepalms* In his defense, Jay, you had that coming. So you know about this place, too, huh?
Red Hood: *scoffs* How dumb does Bruce think we are?
Red Robin: *shrugs* Maybe he’s been watching us the whole time –
Robin: Perhaps this was Father’s plan all along –
Superboy: WHAT? No, no, no, no, man. I shouldn’t be here. I won’t hear the end of it from Supes if he finds out about this from your dad, of all people!
Red Robin: *slaps Conner on the chest, regrets it immediately and groans internally* Kon, dude, relax. We, like, do stuff like this to Batman all the time.
Superboy: And you actually get away with it?
Red Robin: *looks to Jason*
Red Hood: *looks to Damian*
Robin: -Tt-
Red Robin: Anyway. What were you saying, Jay?
Red Hood: Uhhh…
Superboy: Right before you gave me that Kryptonian heart attack, dude!
Red Hood: First of all, I’m not your dude, and secondly –
Nightwing: *holding @local-witch-of-mn by the arm* Were you looking for them?
Red Hood, Robin and Superboy: AHHHH!!!
Robin: I underestimated your stealth, Grayson –
Nightwing: Uh, guys, you left the gigantic steel door wide open –
Jason: *does an “Abort! Abort!” gesture with his hand*
Damian: Unworthy.
Tim: *smirking and whispering to me* Just ignore him.
Damian: *to his brothers, indignant* Why do they get all the credit?
Me: Wha– Hey, it’s not like I don’t tag my sources! Besides it’s your family that they all really come here for. Right, @siriuslyimmortal? Tell ‘em, tell – @siriuslyimmortal?
Alfred: *leading @siriuslyimmortal out of the Batcave* As I’ve told you many a time, young masters, this is not how we treat our guests. Now, if you’ll excuse us, a tour of the Manor awaits. As does your father, who will be much amused to hear about this little incident.
Dick: *cheerfully* You can stay in my room! I’ve got all kinds of memorabilia from the sixties, which was a pretty interesting decade for Batman and me, but –
Jason: *backhand-slaps Dick on the chest* Lame. I have Collector’s Editions of novels from the eighteenth century on the floor-to-ceiling shelves in my room –
Tim: *elbows Jason in the ribs* Uh, you living away from us makes it mine, Jay, which also makes it the safest of the Robin rooms –
Damian: *pushes Tim aside* Do not subject yourself to the foul odors of their substandard quarters, @siriuslyimmortal! They cannot offer you the company of my beloved pets –
Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.
Me: *blinks*
Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –
Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*
Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?
Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–
Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*
Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?
Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?
Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –
Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –
Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*
Me: Did I say something wrong?
Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*
Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?
Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?
Me: Well –
Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –
Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*
Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –
Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –
Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*
Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!
Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.
Alfred: *walks into the room*
Room: *falls silent*
Alfred: No dessert for all of you.
Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*
Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…
Me: *blinks*
Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*
The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!
Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?
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I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.
Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,
a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes
This is the best thing I have ever read in my life
Robin: *hissing*Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!
Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?
Robin: *carrying@dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!
Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?
Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –
Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.
Me: Now, Damian.
Me:
Me: Okay, good.
Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.
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So, thank you!
It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕
Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*
Dick: Hey, Li’l D –
Dick:
Dick: Is there someone in your room?
Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*
Dick: *slowly opens the door*
Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –
Dick:
Jason:
Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*
Dick:
Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?
Dick:
Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .
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No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!
THIS I LOVE THIS! LIKE SO MUCH :D💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙
Batman: *working a long-overdue case on the Batcomputer*
Wonder Woman: *walking around the Batcave and admiring the mementos*
Wonder Woman:
Wonder Woman: *swiftly takes out her lasso and prepares to throw it*
Batman: *grabs the lasso in time* Diana, NO!
Wonder Woman: I sense a foreign presence in your cave, Bruce, lurking right behind that monstrous creature –
@nanna-the-batmum: *steps out from behind the dinosaur and into the light*
Wonder Woman: Great Hera…
Batman: They’re… They’re, uh…
Nightwing: *drops down from the ceiling* A guest from a nearby Earth. *winks at @nanna-the-batmum*
Superman: *flies in through the waterfall and dries himself off* Another one, Bruce?
Batman: Another what, Clark?
Robin: *enters with Batcow on a leash* I wonder the same thing, Father. Eight not enough for you?
Batman: Damian, are you implying –
Superman: *extends a hand to @nanna-the-batmum* Hello, I’m Superman. Welcome to our Earth.
Wonder Woman: *does the same* And I’m Diana of Themyscira. I hope you can forgive me for our earlier introduction.
Red Hood: *pulls his motorcycle to a screeching halt* Yo, @nanna-the-batmum, you one of us? Should we start training you?
Batman: *rubs his temples in frustration* Jason, nobody is training –
Red Robin: *parks his car beside Jason’s motorcycle* We could totally just pick you up at your place. Say, 9-ish? Also, don’t mind the tracker on your collar.
Batman: Tim – Hrrnnn. *goes back to work on the Batcomputer*
Alfred: *puts a hand on @nanna-the-batmum‘s shoulder* Clearly it requires quite a bit of energy to be in this family, so might I suggest you try some of the cookies I just baked? I hear they’re delicious. *leads the way to the kitchen*
Mother of bats…..
Yes good
It’s increased exponentially since last I saw it
If you’re still running this beautiful gift of a post, Harper Row is the best and I love catwoman and red hood so much too.
Selina: Look, @charismatic-hothead darlin’, this isn’t for the faint of heart. Even Bruce wasn’t up to the challenge.
Harper: You have to be totally, a-hundred-percent sure you’re up to this.
Officer Grayson: You have the right to take a break from your hectic schedule and have dinner at the Manor. Anything you do or say that’s equivalent to a “no” can and will be used against you in Alfred’s kitchen.
If you can’t afford a plane ticket to Gotham City, Bruce Wayne’ll provide it for you.
Officer Grayson: Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, care to have breakfast with me? I’ve got, like, six kinds of cereal. *grins and offers @chi-townbatgirl a blue-and-black striped hand*
Uhhhhhh i Love it 💜 can i get one with Dami and Alfred If you want to do it 💚
@hoshihime04: *trying to shift positions during a lovely nap but unable to move because of something really heavy…*
@hoshihime04: *eyelids fluttering… blinking… taking in nothing but darkness*
get up* At the young master’s behest, I’ve prepared crispy tofu tacos for the both of you. Now, off to the kitchen you go.
Batman: *stoically*“I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks.”
Jason: Look, I know you’re you, but could you maybe not be you for a sec? This is Shakespeare, man! It’s supposed to be dramatic!
Batman: *with a gruff voice and a dramatic flip of the cape* “They do not love that do not show their love.”
Jason: We’re trying to help @kurara-black-blog in the words department, and possibly express our gratitude, so I don’t need you to be broody right now, Ba –
Red Hood: *chugs a can of beer, drops it to the ground, crushes it with his boot, kicks it to the curb, cocks his guns and sprays the can with bullets*
Red Hood: That’s what I think.
Red Hood: Of any form of disrespect towards your iconic icon.
Alfred: That’s enough, Master Jason! Now come inside for a snack. Bring @platinum-soul7 with you.
Red Hood: Oh, @&#+! Alfred’s cookies. Come on! *runs to the Manor*
It keep getting better and better
I can’t help but love it
*what a person finds when they need to study*
Nightwing: *playfully dangling his old Robin uniform on a blue-striped finger* So… You’re not coming with us, @insufferable-bastardz?
Robin: Not with that garbage of a suit, they’re not, Grayson.
Nightwing: *clutches his chest in mock pain* Right where it hurts, baby bro.
Robin: Also, @insufferable-bastardz has every right to be lame if they wanted to be, so. *shrugs and crosses his arms*
Red Robin: *pacing the room and working out an algorithm* Look, @insufferable-bastardz, I can totally hack into the system and change the schedule of any upcoming exam you have. And though I can hear the vessels in Bruce’s eyes pop as I say this, there’s always breaking and entering –
Nightwing: Which he himself does a lot by the way –
Red Hood: *kicks the door down* HEY.
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin: -Tt-
Red Hood: *narrows his eyes at his brothers* If @insufferable-bastardz wants to study, they get to study.
Red Hood: *pulls out a chair and invitingly taps the one next to his* Let’s do this.
Holy masked riders batman! This is one of the few posts that make me happy by just reading it (hiya from mex)
Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer*
Batman: *snorts*
Batman: *clears his throat*
The Signal: Uh… Boss?
Batman: *grinning to himself*
Batman: *clears his throat again and frowns*
Batman: *chuckles*
Red Robin: Oookay there, Bruce?
Robin: -Tt- Father, what is wrong with –
Batman: *full-blown, guttural laughter*
Red Hood: That’s just… creepy.
Alfred: *runs into the cave, still wearing an apron and mittens* Master Bruce, what on earth –
Batman: *gleefully wiping tears from his eyes and rubbing his belly*
Nightwing: It really wasn’t that funny, Bruce.
Batman: @thedeafeningcollectionzombie … Your comment… Dick… *sighing contentedly* S-such awful jokes when he was Robin…
Red Robin: And Officer Grayson. And Agent 37 –
Batgirl: Then Nightwing again –
Spoiler: It kind of grows on you, actually –
Black Bat: *puts a comforting arm around one of Dick’s*
Batman: Just reminded me of the good old days.
Batman: *clears his throat and goes back to typing on the Batcomputer*
Nightwing: *laughs*Okay, okay. I appreciate you guys putting up with me.
Nightwing: And, @thedeafeningcollectionzombie – or Mex, is it? – hope you have a good laugh, too. *winks*
I love all of these! If you’re still doing it (which you’re probably not) I love Damian and Tim.
💚💚💚
I still remember squealing the first time I read this, thanks!!
Red Robin: … And I couldn’t sleep for, like, eight days.
Superboy: Uh, newsflash: that’s not unusual.
Red Robin: No! I mean, yeah, okay, but this time it wasn’t caffeine or anxiety. It was blood-curdling, Kon. And I live with Damian Wayne.
Superboy: Don’t you think I would’ve heard it then?
Red Robin: Maybe, maybe not? It’s not really – See, it’s –
Red Robin: I trust you with my life. You know that, right?
Superboy: Duh. What’s your point?
Red Robin: *sighs*
Red Robin: Come with me.
Red Robin: *proceeds to lead Conner through a maze of secret passageways throughout the Manor to a steel door*
Red Robin: *takes a prosthetic eyeball out of his utility belt – *
Superboy: Gross, dude!
Red Robin: * – and presents it to a retinal scanner*
1-tonne Door: *slowly opens to reveal a bunch of really awesome, secret stuff that shall not be mentioned here*
Superboy: Woooooooo–
Red Robin: The Bat doesn’t know about this.
Superboy: –aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh–
Robin: *hissing* Will you two idiots shut up?
Red Robin and Superboy: WHAAA!!!
Robin: *jumps down from a dark corner of the ceiling and dusts himself off*
Red Robin: What are you doing here, brat?!
Robin: Drake, did you seriously think that you were the only Robin smart enough to figure this place out?
Superboy: Figure what out exactly… ?
Red Robin: Yeah, congrats, kid, but this is important, so why don’t you go find Kon’s little brother and play outside or someth– *patting one of his utility belt compartments*
Robin: *holding up a prosthetic finger* Looking for this?
Superboy: What is it with your family?!
Red Robin: *rolls his eyes and crosses his arms* Just do it. Show off.
Robin: *places the “finger” against a scanner which activates an alien-looking computer*
Superboy: What is THIS?
Red Robin: Inter-Earth communicator. Underground Wayne Tech.
Superboy: Awessooooooo–
Robin: If anyone finds out about this, Kent, I’ll make sure you wake up in an awesome tub full of Krypton–
Red Robin: Okay, that’s enough, short stuff. They’re on.
Superboy: *watching as two faces slowly come into view on separate panels on screen* They… ?
Robin: Superboy, meet @little-shadowgirl, a worthy admirer, though I fail to understand what they see in Red –
Red Robin: *clears his throat* And @dc-comics-gal, the source of the squeal that woke up me better than any cup of coffee could.
Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.
Me: *blinks*
Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –
Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*
Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?
Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–
Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*
Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?
Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?
Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –
Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –
Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*
Me: Did I say something wrong?
Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*
Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?
Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?
Me: Well –
Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –
Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*
Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –
Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –
Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*
Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!
Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.
Alfred: *walks into the room*
Room: *falls silent*
Alfred: No dessert for all of you.
Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*
Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…
Me: *blinks*
Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*
The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!
Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?
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I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.
Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,
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This is the best thing I have ever read in my life
Robin: *hissing*Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!
Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?
Robin: *carrying@dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!
Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?
Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –
Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.
Me: Now, Damian.
Me:
Me: Okay, good.
Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.
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So, thank you!
It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕
Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*
Dick: Hey, Li’l D –
Dick:
Dick: Is there someone in your room?
Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*
Dick: *slowly opens the door*
Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –
Dick:
Jason:
Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*
Dick:
Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?
Dick:
Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .
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No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!
THIS I LOVE THIS! LIKE SO MUCH :D💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙
Batman: *working a long-overdue case on the Batcomputer*
Wonder Woman: *walking around the Batcave and admiring the mementos*
Wonder Woman:
Wonder Woman: *swiftly takes out her lasso and prepares to throw it*
Batman: *grabs the lasso in time* Diana, NO!
Wonder Woman: I sense a foreign presence in your cave, Bruce, lurking right behind that monstrous creature –
@nanna-the-batmum: *steps out from behind the dinosaur and into the light*
Wonder Woman: Great Hera…
Batman: They’re… They’re, uh…
Nightwing: *drops down from the ceiling* A guest from a nearby Earth. *winks at @nanna-the-batmum*
Superman: *flies in through the waterfall and dries himself off* Another one, Bruce?
Batman: Another what, Clark?
Robin: *enters with Batcow on a leash* I wonder the same thing, Father. Eight not enough for you?
Batman: Damian, are you implying –
Superman: *extends a hand to @nanna-the-batmum* Hello, I’m Superman. Welcome to our Earth.
Wonder Woman: *does the same* And I’m Diana of Themyscira. I hope you can forgive me for our earlier introduction.
Red Hood: *pulls his motorcycle to a screeching halt* Yo, @nanna-the-batmum, you one of us? Should we start training you?
Batman: *rubs his temples in frustration* Jason, nobody is training –
Red Robin: *parks his car beside Jason’s motorcycle* We could totally just pick you up at your place. Say, 9-ish? Also, don’t mind the tracker on your collar.
Batman: Tim – Hrrnnn. *goes back to work on the Batcomputer*
Alfred: *puts a hand on @nanna-the-batmum‘s shoulder* Clearly it requires quite a bit of energy to be in this family, so might I suggest you try some of the cookies I just baked? I hear they’re delicious. *leads the way to the kitchen*
Mother of bats…..
Yes good
It’s increased exponentially since last I saw it
If you’re still running this beautiful gift of a post, Harper Row is the best and I love catwoman and red hood so much too.
Selina: Look, @charismatic-hothead darlin’, this isn’t for the faint of heart. Even Bruce wasn’t up to the challenge.
Harper: You have to be totally, a-hundred-percent sure you’re up to this.
Officer Grayson: You have the right to take a break from your hectic schedule and have dinner at the Manor. Anything you do or say that’s equivalent to a “no” can and will be used against you in Alfred’s kitchen.
If you can’t afford a plane ticket to Gotham City, Bruce Wayne’ll provide it for you.
Officer Grayson: Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, care to have breakfast with me? I’ve got, like, six kinds of cereal. *grins and offers @chi-townbatgirl a blue-and-black striped hand*
Uhhhhhh i Love it 💜 can i get one with Dami and Alfred If you want to do it 💚
@hoshihime04: *trying to shift positions during a lovely nap but unable to move because of something really heavy…*
@hoshihime04: *eyelids fluttering… blinking… taking in nothing but darkness*
get up* At the young master’s behest, I’ve prepared crispy tofu tacos for the both of you. Now, off to the kitchen you go.
Batman: *stoically*“I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks.”
Jason: Look, I know you’re you, but could you maybe not be you for a sec? This is Shakespeare, man! It’s supposed to be dramatic!
Batman: *with a gruff voice and a dramatic flip of the cape* “They do not love that do not show their love.”
Jason: We’re trying to help @kurara-black-blog in the words department, and possibly express our gratitude, so I don’t need you to be broody right now, Ba –
Red Hood: *chugs a can of beer, drops it to the ground, crushes it with his boot, kicks it to the curb, cocks his guns and sprays the can with bullets*
Red Hood: That’s what I think.
Red Hood: Of any form of disrespect towards your iconic icon.
Alfred: That’s enough, Master Jason! Now come inside for a snack. Bring @platinum-soul7 with you.
Red Hood: Oh, @&#+! Alfred’s cookies. Come on! *runs to the Manor*
It keep getting better and better
I can’t help but love it
*what a person finds when they need to study*
Nightwing: *playfully dangling his old Robin uniform on a blue-striped finger* So… You’re not coming with us, @insufferable-bastardz?
Robin: Not with that garbage of a suit, they’re not, Grayson.
Nightwing: *clutches his chest in mock pain* Right where it hurts, baby bro.
Robin: Also, @insufferable-bastardz has every right to be lame if they wanted to be, so. *shrugs and crosses his arms*
Red Robin: *pacing the room and working out an algorithm* Look, @insufferable-bastardz, I can totally hack into the system and change the schedule of any upcoming exam you have. And though I can hear the vessels in Bruce’s eyes pop as I say this, there’s always breaking and entering –
Nightwing: Which he himself does a lot by the way –
Red Hood: *kicks the door down* HEY.
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin: -Tt-
Red Hood: *narrows his eyes at his brothers* If @insufferable-bastardz wants to study, they get to study.
Red Hood: *pulls out a chair and invitingly taps the one next to his* Let’s do this.
Holy masked riders batman! This is one of the few posts that make me happy by just reading it (hiya from mex)
Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer*
Batman: *snorts*
Batman: *clears his throat*
The Signal: Uh… Boss?
Batman: *grinning to himself*
Batman: *clears his throat again and frowns*
Batman: *chuckles*
Red Robin: Oookay there, Bruce?
Robin: -Tt- Father, what is wrong with –
Batman: *full-blown, guttural laughter*
Red Hood: That’s just… creepy.
Alfred: *runs into the cave, still wearing an apron and mittens* Master Bruce, what on earth –
Batman: *gleefully wiping tears from his eyes and rubbing his belly*
Nightwing: It really wasn’t that funny, Bruce.
Batman: @thedeafeningcollectionzombie … Your comment… Dick… *sighing contentedly* S-such awful jokes when he was Robin…
Red Robin: And Officer Grayson. And Agent 37 –
Batgirl: Then Nightwing again –
Spoiler: It kind of grows on you, actually –
Black Bat: *puts a comforting arm around one of Dick’s*
Batman: Just reminded me of the good old days.
Batman: *clears his throat and goes back to typing on the Batcomputer*
Nightwing: *laughs*Okay, okay. I appreciate you guys putting up with me.
Nightwing: And, @thedeafeningcollectionzombie – or Mex, is it? – hope you have a good laugh, too. *winks*
I love all of these! If you’re still doing it (which you’re probably not) I love Damian and Tim.
💚💚💚
I still remember squealing the first time I read this, thanks!!
Red Robin: … And I couldn’t sleep for, like, eight days.
Superboy: Uh, newsflash: that’s not unusual.
Red Robin: No! I mean, yeah, okay, but this time it wasn’t caffeine or anxiety. It was blood-curdling, Kon. And I live with Damian Wayne.
Superboy: Don’t you think I would’ve heard it then?
Red Robin: Maybe, maybe not? It’s not really – See, it’s –
Red Robin: I trust you with my life. You know that, right?
Superboy: Duh. What’s your point?
Red Robin: *sighs*
Red Robin: Come with me.
Red Robin: *proceeds to lead Conner through a maze of secret passageways throughout the Manor to a steel door*
Red Robin: *takes a prosthetic eyeball out of his utility belt – *
Superboy: Gross, dude!
Red Robin: * – and presents it to a retinal scanner*
1-tonne Door: *slowly opens to reveal a bunch of really awesome, secret stuff that shall not be mentioned here*
Superboy: Woooooooo–
Red Robin: The Bat doesn’t know about this.
Superboy: –aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh–
Robin: *hissing* Will you two idiots shut up?
Red Robin and Superboy: WHAAA!!!
Robin: *jumps down from a dark corner of the ceiling and dusts himself off*
Red Robin: What are you doing here, brat?!
Robin: Drake, did you seriously think that you were the only Robin smart enough to figure this place out?
Superboy: Figure what out exactly… ?
Red Robin: Yeah, congrats, kid, but this is important, so why don’t you go find Kon’s little brother and play outside or someth– *patting one of his utility belt compartments*
Robin: *holding up a prosthetic finger* Looking for this?
Superboy: What is it with your family?!
Red Robin: *rolls his eyes and crosses his arms* Just do it. Show off.
Robin: *places the “finger” against a scanner which activates an alien-looking computer*
Superboy: What is THIS?
Red Robin: Inter-Earth communicator. Underground Wayne Tech.
Superboy: Awessooooooo–
Robin: If anyone finds out about this, Kent, I’ll make sure you wake up in an awesome tub full of Krypton–
Red Robin: Okay, that’s enough, short stuff. They’re on.
Superboy: *watching as two faces slowly come into view on separate panels on screen* They… ?
Robin: Superboy, meet @little-shadowgirl, a worthy admirer, though I fail to understand what they see in Red –
Red Robin: *clears his throat* And @dc-comics-gal, the source of the squeal that woke up me better than any cup of coffee could.
Red Hood: *leans on a wall and slides down into a cross-legged, sitting position*
Red Hood: *checks his watch, sighs, puts down his binoculars and taps a foot impatiently against the rooftop floor*
Red Hood: *takes out his phone, opens incorrect-batfamily-quotes on Tumblr and scrolls through the “big brother of the year” tag*
Red Hood: *chuckles* I would totally do that. *browses* Yup, Timbo needs to sleep. *checks out the comments* That’s… nice. *looks to the sky as if he could use it to talk to someone from another Earth* Thanks… whoever you are. *scrunches his nose* And apparently… there’s a lot of you who think that I’m not too bad…
Red Hood: *gets up in a half a second flat, guns drawn*
Red Robin: *holding his hands up in surrender* Relax, relax. It’s just me.
Black Bat: *soundlessly stepping out of a dark corner* And me.
Nightwing: *hanging upside down and covering the eyeholes on Jason’s helmet* Aaaaand your favorite older brother.
Red Hood: *peeling Dick’s blue-striped fingers off* Look, I don’t give a bat’s butt what the old man said, I’m taking this case –
Robin: *jumps down from behind a gargoyle and throws his hands up in frustration* What took you so long, Todd?! This whole day has been wasted waiting for you!
Red Hood: – gonna freakin’ bring down those lowlives who took Kori no matter what it – Wait, wait. What exactly is going on here?
Nightwing: *smiling excitedly* There is no case, Little Wing.
Red Hood: I don’t –
Spoiler: *swings in from a nearby rooftop*Is he here?Did he buy –Oh, hey, Jay! Starfire’s giggling her orange-y, little head off watching you right now. *points to a hidden camera in a crevice*
Red Hood: WHAT? But the leads –
Red Robin: Were made up. I hacked into your personal satellite. Sent some signals here and there, bada-bing-bada-boom.
Red Hood: How is all this even – I can’t – How’d you guys get past me?
Batgirl: *rappelling from the Batjet with Duke* Because we helped them, duh. It was the only way to get you to come here today.
Red Hood: *takes his helmet off and rubs his face in utter confusion* I followed those leads for three weeks! I mean, Artemis and Bizarro –
Artemis: *lands on the rooftop on Bizarro’s back, shrugs and hands her sword to Damian, who greedily grabs it* Just pretended to be pissed that you had to leave for your “mission”.
Bizarro: We not sad Red Him gone!
The Signal: So does he mean he was or… ?
Red Hood: If this is some kind of *doing air-quotation marks* intervention, you tell that arrogant, self-righteous, emotionally –
Batman: – inept, leather-clad furry that it won’t work.
Red Hood:
Batman: I’d like to give it a try anyway.
Red Hood: But we… we’re supposed to… we hate each other…
Batman: *grins and ruffles Jason’s hair* Hn. Don’t believe everything you read, kid.
Red Hood: *grins sheepishly back*
The Signal: *looks around for secret passageways on the rooftop and whispers to Tim* Where’d the boss even come from?
Alfred [on the Comm Link]: *clears his throat loudly* If you’re all quite finished, the rest of your family and friends – *muffled* Mr. Harper, once again, that vase is a family heirloom and was never intended for target practice – are waiting.
Batman: Let’s get you home.
Red Hood: Right. I’m starving.
Alfred: Please do hurry up. The candles can only stay up for so long.
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I hope I’m not too late… Happy birthday, Jay!
Watching from a rooftop as the GCPD pick up the group of notorious criminals who they’ve just tied up and left in the middle of the street…
Robin: *elbowing his brother’s hip (since he can’t reach his rib)* You’re a good fighter, Todd.
Red Hood: *returning the affection with a pat on the shoulder* Not as good as you.
Robin: That’s very true. So get out of here.
Alfred: *walks into the Batcave with a tray of cookies*
Alfred: *watches as a thick, sticky, white substance drops from the ceiling and onto the tray*
Alfred: *sighs deeply* Is this absolutely necessary, Master Bruce?
Batman: *yelling from the ground floor while making a few adjustments to a vehicle* I thought it would brighten the cave up.
Alfred: *looks up at crevices on the ceiling* And where, may I ask, did you find this many of them?
Batman:
Batman: Uh –
Alfred: *throws the guano-contaminated cookies into a trash bin* MASTER DAMIAN. *speed-walks out of the cave*
Nightwing: *getting off his motorcycle after it screeches to a halt* He is not gonna wanna see that room. *looks up* I like what you’ve done with the place. The yellow against all the black? *kisses his fingertips* Magnificent.
Batman: *grins* @fleetof-fandoms’ idea. You’ll have to send them a package for me.
Nightwing: Yeaaaah… I don’t think a bumblebee-colored Batmobile qualifies as a package-package, but sure, I’ll drive it over.
Damian: -Tt-
Dick: Be nice, Little D.
Damian: Pathetic.
Jason: *does an “Abort! Abort!” gesture with his hand*
Damian: Unworthy.
Tim: *smirking and whispering to me* Just ignore him.
Damian: *to his brothers, indignant* Why do they get all the credit?
Me: Wha– Hey, it’s not like I don’t tag my sources! Besides it’s your family that they all really come here for. Right, @siriuslyimmortal? Tell ‘em, tell – @siriuslyimmortal?
Alfred: *leading @siriuslyimmortal out of the Batcave* As I’ve told you many a time, young masters, this is not how we treat our guests. Now, if you’ll excuse us, a tour of the Manor awaits. As does your father, who will be much amused to hear about this little incident.
Dick: *cheerfully* You can stay in my room! I’ve got all kinds of memorabilia from the sixties, which was a pretty interesting decade for Batman and me, but –
Jason: *backhand-slaps Dick on the chest* Lame. I have Collector’s Editions of novels from the eighteenth century on the floor-to-ceiling shelves in my room –
Tim: *elbows Jason in the ribs* Uh, you living away from us makes it mine, Jay, which also makes it the safest of the Robin rooms –
Damian: *pushes Tim aside* Do not subject yourself to the foul odors of their substandard quarters, @siriuslyimmortal! They cannot offer you the company of my beloved pets –
Alfred: *shuts the grandfather clock behind him*
Me: *wiping the sleep off my eyes while walking from the Manor kitchen and into the Batcave at 4 AM after hearing a soft whir and clanking metal*
Me: Bruce… ? What are you doing?
Bruce: *without bothering to look up while choosing among Bat-ccesories* Showing people that their actions have consequences.
Me: *looking from the Bat-grade sewing machine to the yellow, green and red, mythril-ish fabric being sewn by it*
Me: Wait, is that a –
Bruce: Hn.
Me: Do the boys know about this?!
Bruce: *jerks his head toward the Batcomputer*
Me: *looks in horror at the screen while it displays a red dot fast approaching an undisclosed location on a map*
Me: They’re on their way to them?
Bruce: *turns his back to me*
Me: Bruce, that Tumblr user has things to do, a life of their own to continue living, you can’t just – THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR GETTING TAGGED by @rosevered .
Bruce: If you’d want to join us for breakfast, Alfred’s already preparing pancakes for them. *places the finished uniform in a glass display case*
Uhhh…
I’m having a bit of trouble tagging people here on mobile, so… if I’ve mentioned you and you weren’t notified, you’re gonna have to forgive me. (I bet Alfred would.)
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