my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)

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  • batman in love Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship

  • big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother 
  • family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
  • grumpy old kid – because Damian
  • hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
  • mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams 

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  • nights on the rooftop – for all those times Jim ended up talking to the air behind him
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  • incorrect green lantern quotes

Update: caffeinated crusader – because Get some sleep, Timothy

Update: bats and bowties – for those times they cover up their bruises and blood-stained undershirts with suits and gowns and pretend to enjoy mingling with high society for Bruce’s sake

In response to this ask from @underworld-priest :

You’re welcome! Thanks for droping by!

vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr:

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Nightwing: *shrugs* They need our help, guys.

Red Hood: Yeah, but… This is… W-What if we… I don’t know, it’s… I don’t know. Shouldn’t we run this by Bruce first?

Robin: Ha! Father would never agree, so I say we just go do it. I bet I could get Kent to sneak into his father’s Fortress of Sadness or whatever and find us something that could help us get there –

Red Hood: *holds up a hand to stop him* Little D, I get it. I died, you died, yet we’re both standing here. A crisis rebooting our universe is basically just Tuesday for all of us. But this? We’re talking other universe-universe. Like, an outside-of-our-entire-freakin’-Multiverse universe, like even Mr. Mxyzptlk –

Nightwing: Jason’s got a point. None of us has ever gone that far. We didn’t even know it existed before this message from… @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr., who seems to be some kind of… Spiderman.

Red Robin: *clears his throat* That’s not… completely true.

Nightwing: What do you mean?

Red Robin: *whips out his phone and scrolls past about a hundred folders full of photos and case files before reaching one requiring a retinal scan to unlock*

Red Robin: *sighs deeply and aligns his eyes to the scanner*

Red Robin: You jerks better promise me you won’t judge me.

Red Robin: 

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Nightwing:

Red Hood:

Robin:

To be continued?

Struggling too much? *jumps off the ceiling* then here,have a mazapán *toss one mazapán to each bat kid*

Red Hood: *checking out the mazapán he just caught* What the – *looks up at the ceiling, then at @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr, then back at the ceiling* Where – 

Nightwing: *grinning at @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr, impressed and about to bite into the mazapán* Nice landing. And thanks for this.

Robin: *grabs the mazapán from Dick’s hand* -Tt-  You should know better than to just accept sweets from otherworldly strangers, Grayson.

@vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr: *throws another mazapán at Dick, who single-handedly catches it without looking*

Nightwing: *pops the candy into his mouth* That’s only applies when you haven’t tried them, Little D. They’re, as they say, delicioso. Jessica C hands ‘em out during Justice League lunches.

Red Hood: *examining the treat* Why do I feel like I’ve tried these before, but like, they’re called marzap – mirzi – 

Batwoman: *walks out of the shadows*

Red Hood and Batwoman:  Marzipan!

Red Hood: Kate, how did you –

Batwoman: I’m not sure, Jasón – Did I just call you Jasón?

Nightwing [to @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr]: *rolls his eyes* Don’t worry about them. They’re just having some kind of flashback of an alternate reality or something.  

Red Robin: *slow-clapping sarcastically* Good job revealing our secret identities, team. Keep it up.

Robin: *yelling from across the room* Oh, that one’s name is “Loser Drake”!

Red Robin: Are you done being “mature”, Damian? ‘Cause I really think we should start figuring out what’s what before Batman arrives.

To be continued…

…*looks around and laughs softly* los niños de estos días,I have more candies if you want some,calaveras de azúcar,cacahuates garapiñados,plátanos fritos,etc!

Red Hood: *stuffing his mouth with candies*  Yo sé,  yo sé, @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr… 

The Signal: Dude, did you just speak in Spanish?

Red Hood: *looks up at him* 

Red Hood: *shrugs, then continues binging*

Batwoman: *fills her utility belt with treats* I’m just gonna run some tests on these.

Nightwing: *smirking, accompanies her towards the grandfather clock exit* Riiight.

Robin: *picks up a treat* Todd, do you have the slightest inkling of how bad these are for –

Red Robin: *grabs the treat from Damian’s hand* Do these have caffeine in ‘em? ‘Cause I could really use some right no–

Spoiler: *swipes the treat from Tim’s hand and is about to pop it into her mouth* Ha! Who’s stealthy no–

Nightwing: *gives Steph a gentle nudge as he walks back into the cave, causing her to lose her balance, then swiftly catches the fallen treat midair* So, we’re in big trouble, guys…

Red Hood: *chomping down on a candied skull* Just tell the Bart *chomp* nort to beer *chomp* surch a killjo–  

Alfred:

Red Hood: *mouth agape, with chewed-up skull chunks falling out of it*

Alfred: And who.

Red Robin: *picking crumbs up from the floor in a panic*

Alfred: Gave all of you.

Spoiler: *slowly reaching for her grapple hook and searching for a hole in the cave wall*

Alfred: Permission.

The Signal: *sneakily kicking the basket of treats under the Batmobile*

Alfred: To have dessert before supper?

Robin: -Tt-

Alfred: *slowly turns to look at @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr ​ *

To be continued?

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Nightwing: *shrugs* They need our help, guys.

Red Hood: Yeah, but… This is… W-What if we… I don’t know, it’s… I don’t know. Shouldn’t we run this by Bruce first?

Robin: Ha! Father would never agree, so I say we just go do it. I bet I could get Kent to sneak into his father’s Fortress of Sadness or whatever and find us something that could help us get there –

Red Hood: *holds up a hand to stop him* Little D, I get it. I died, you died, yet we’re both standing here. A crisis rebooting our universe is basically just Tuesday for all of us. But this? We’re talking other universe-universe. Like, an outside-of-our-entire-freakin’-Multiverse universe, like even Mr. Mxyzptlk –

Nightwing: Jason’s got a point. None of us has ever gone that far. We didn’t even know it existed before this message from… @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr., who seems to be some kind of… Spiderman.

Red Robin: *clears his throat* That’s not… completely true.

Nightwing: What do you mean?

Red Robin: *whips out his phone and scrolls past about a hundred folders full of photos and case files before reaching one requiring a retinal scan to unlock*

Red Robin: *sighs deeply and aligns his eyes to the scanner*

Red Robin: You jerks better promise me you won’t judge me.

Red Robin: 

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Nightwing:

Red Hood:

Robin:

To be continued?

Struggling too much? *jumps off the ceiling* then here,have a mazapán *toss one mazapán to each bat kid*

Red Hood: *checking out the mazapán he just caught* What the – *looks up at the ceiling, then at @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr, then back at the ceiling* Where – 

Nightwing: *grinning at @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr, impressed and about to bite into the mazapán* Nice landing. And thanks for this.

Robin: *grabs the mazapán from Dick’s hand* -Tt-  You should know better than to just accept sweets from otherworldly strangers, Grayson.

@vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr: *throws another mazapán at Dick, who single-handedly catches it without looking*

Nightwing: *pops the candy into his mouth* That’s only applies when you haven’t tried them, Little D. They’re, as they say, delicioso. Jessica C hands ‘em out during Justice League lunches.

Red Hood: *examining the treat* Why do I feel like I’ve tried these before, but like, they’re called marzap – mirzi – 

Batwoman: *walks out of the shadows*

Red Hood and Batwoman:  Marzipan!

Red Hood: Kate, how did you –

Batwoman: I’m not sure, Jasón – Did I just call you Jasón?

Nightwing [to @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr]: *rolls his eyes* Don’t worry about them. They’re just having some kind of flashback of an alternate reality or something.  

Red Robin: *slow-clapping sarcastically* Good job revealing our secret identities, team. Keep it up.

Robin: *yelling from across the room* Oh, that one’s name is “Loser Drake”!

Red Robin: Are you done being “mature”, Damian? ‘Cause I really think we should start figuring out what’s what before Batman arrives.

To be continued…

Nightwing: *patting dust off his recently unearthed 80’s uniform* Well, excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that collars are back.

Red Hood: And this time they’ve ganged up to form one giant, super collar.

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Nightwing: *shrugs* They need our help, guys.

Red Hood: Yeah, but… This is… W-What if we… I don’t know, it’s… I don’t know. Shouldn’t we run this by Bruce first?

Robin: Ha! Father would never agree, so I say we just go do it. I bet I could get Kent to sneak into his father’s Fortress of Sadness or whatever and find us something that could help us get there –

Red Hood: *holds up a hand to stop him* Little D, I get it. I died, you died, yet we’re both standing here. A crisis rebooting our universe is basically just Tuesday for all of us. But this? We’re talking other universe-universe. Like, an outside-of-our-entire-freakin’-Multiverse universe, like even Mr. Mxyzptlk –

Nightwing: Jason’s got a point. None of us has ever gone that far. We didn’t even know it existed before this message from… @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr., who seems to be some kind of… Spiderman.

Red Robin: *clears his throat* That’s not… completely true.

Nightwing: What do you mean?

Red Robin: *whips out his phone and scrolls past about a hundred folders full of photos and case files before reaching one requiring a retinal scan to unlock*

Red Robin: *sighs deeply and aligns his eyes to the scanner*

Red Robin: You jerks better promise me you won’t judge me.

Red Robin: 

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Nightwing:

Red Hood:

Robin:

To be continued?

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That awkward moment when you bring your best friend to meet other superheroes and they’re not exactly digging his vibe…

Batman: *walking away mid-conversation*

Superman: *sheepishly scratching the back of his neck as the others stare at him with raised eyebrows*

Superman: Uh… He’s uncouth but effective?

Green Lantern: *coming to Batman’s defense* Did you hear the gravel in that voice? He’s our guy!

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Red Robin: *panicking because, for the first time in like forvever, he’s stumped by a supervillain computer program that’s right in front of him*

Nightwing: *slaps him playfully on the back* I’ve seen you hack a thermometer, Tim. This is amateur hour.

Red Robin: Y-you kn-know this software… ?

Nightwing: *standing behind Tim, making the “don’t-mind-him-he’s-only-had-like-eight-minutes-of-sleep-for-the-past-three-days” face at @hotschott1*

Red Robin: Who trained you? And why are you helping us infiltrate an enemy base?

Nightwing [to @hotschott1]: 🙄😏

Nightwing: We’re at home, Tim. This is literally the Batcomputer.