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After hours of searching the Manor…

Alfred: *throws hands up in exasperation as the five-course dinner he prepared grows cold* Well, the boys are off. I wonder where they went.

Bruce: Out of town.

Alfred: How do you know, Master Bruce?

Bruce: I told them not to.

Jason: *oblivious to the remnants of the scrumptuous five-course meal he just devoured hanging off the corner of his mouth as realization dawns on him* Son of a bat…

Dick: Right?

Tim: It didn’t seem suspicious to you? At all?

Damian: -Tt- Reverse psychology. I wouldn’t put it past Father.

Duke: Or is it reverse-reverse psychology… ?

Alfred: *grinning smugly while placing a slice of homemade blueberry mousse in front of each of them* Does it really matter, young masters?

Alfred: Care for a piece, @imaginationphoenix ?

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At the Titans Tower…

Conner: *watching in mild amusement as Tim and Damian tear each other apart with words*

– 4 hours later –

Conner: *yawning* How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?

Damian: *stares menacingly at him, reaching for the Kryptonite spray in his pocket* 

Tim: We don’t! That’s part of our charm! Quit messing it up! *slams the door on Conner and continues his screaming match with his little brother*

At a Batfamily mission briefing…

Robin: *glaring at Jason while grabbing him by the collar of his leather jacket* After this is over, you and me –

Red Hood: *taps Damian on the nose with his index finger* Boop!

Robin: *stomps away furiously* Hrrrrrr.

Red Robin: Why do you constantly antagonize him?

Red Hood: I – Oh, my gosh. Tim, are you jealous?

Red Robin: No, I –

Red Hood: *in a singsong voice* I’m gonna make it up to you, buddy.

Red Robin: *face-palming* Please don’t.

Sorry…

For taking so long to respond to some of your messages/requests (been a bizzy, buzzy bee). And thank you for continuing to drop by. I’ll have Alfred bake cookies for you (when he’s not busy picking up after the Bats). ❤

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When your billionaire father’s also a vigilante who doesn’t have time to ponder how much gifts for teenagers cost…

Tim: Bruce, um, can I have some money to buy Damian a birthday present?

Bruce: Here you go.

Tim: *counts the money* Bruce, this is $110!

Bruce: Oh, sorry. *hands him the whole wallet*

Jason: Hey, excuse you! I am a great gift giver –

Dick: *wearing boxers that have a “Badman” logo that’s shaped suspiciously like the Bat symbol*

Tim: *throwing pieces of a broken plastic watch into the garbage can*

Damian: *pouring cat food branded “Cat Food” onto Alfred the Cat’s bowl*

Jason:

Jason: *yelling to be overheard* Yeah, well, maybe if sOmEoNe – like, I dunno, a BAJILLIONNAIRE or something – increased my allowance, @sleepytarotcat –

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Tim: Dick, we have a problem.

Dick: Guys, I am not your mother, so don’t come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn’t like.

Tim: I’m telling you, he’s crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.

Damian: No I didn’t.

Tim: Oh, so you’re saying you didn’t threaten to cut my hair off and give it to Ra’s as a birthday present?

Damian: You know, Drake, I think you’re taking my words a little out of context.

Tim: What?! What context?!