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Someone from Themyscira: Oooh, who’s that?

Artemis: *looks behind her and sighs happily at the red-hooded, gun-toting vigilante waving at her*

Artemis: Jason. Who proposed to me by engraving it on the back of a knife.

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In which, out of trusting Bruce, Diana gave Jason a free pass to the island.

Imagine: Bruce, when he’s finally had too many children/Robins to count…

Pre-mission briefing…

Nightwing [narrating]: He didn’t even bother to learn the new Batkids’ names…

Batman: Listen up, masks. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Dukes” and all the females “Daisies”.

The Signal: *pumped* “Duke” is my actual name!

Batman: Hn.

Batman: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be “Olaf”.

Batman: Dukes, Daisies, Olaf, I will be in the Batcave.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Alfred: *walks into the Batcave with a tray of cookies*

Alfred: *watches as a thick, sticky, white substance drops from the ceiling and onto the tray*

Alfred: *sighs deeply* Is this absolutely necessary, Master Bruce?

Batman: *yelling from the ground floor while making a few adjustments to a vehicle* I thought it would brighten the cave up.

Alfred: *looks up at crevices on the ceiling* And where, may I ask, did you find this many of them?

Batman: 

Batman: Uh –

Alfred: *throws the guano-contaminated cookies into a trash bin* MASTER DAMIAN. *speed-walks out of the cave*

Nightwing: *getting off his motorcycle after it screeches to a halt* He is not gonna wanna see that room. *looks up* I like what you’ve done with the place. The yellow against all the black? *kisses his fingertips* Magnificent.

Batman: *grins* @fleetof-fandoms’ idea. You’ll have to send them a package for me. 

Nightwing: Yeaaaah… I don’t think a bumblebee-colored Batmobile qualifies as a package-package, but sure, I’ll drive it over. 

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Watching from a rooftop as the GCPD pick up the group of notorious criminals who they’ve just tied up and left in the middle of the street…

Robin: *elbowing his brother’s hip (since he can’t reach his rib)* You’re a good fighter, Todd.

Red Hood: *returning the affection with a pat on the shoulder* Not as good as you.

Robin: That’s very true. So get out of here.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Tim: Dick, we have a problem.

Dick: Guys, I am not your mother, so don’t come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn’t like.

Tim: I’m telling you, he’s crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.

Damian: No, I didn’t.

Tim: Oh, so you’re saying you didn’t threaten to cut my hair off and give it to Ra’s as a birthday present?

Damian: You know, Drake, I think you’re taking my words a little out of context.

Tim: What?! What context?!

Might as well be tagged under #titans (2018).

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…

Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!

Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!

Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*

Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!

Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*

Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!

#titans (2018) #incorrect spoiler

Jason: Balloons, bottle of whiskey. It’s hard to know what to get a guy who took a Kryptonite bullet for you.

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Well, Conner’s an infant who’s tried alcohol and clearly didn’t enjoy it, so…