Ted: Hold on, there’s something different…
Michael: I went to that tanning place Guy suggested.
Ted: Was that place the sun?
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Superhero eulogies be like…
Booster Gold: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a superhero’s life is a precious, precious commodity.
Booster Gold: Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Booster Gold [to the rest of the Justice League International]: Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?
Booster Gold: Batman, hey. You’re looking stoic today. Like a wise, old oak.
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