maya ducard – incorrect-batfamily-quotes

Jon: What do you think of Maya?

Damian: I think she’s efficient.

Jon: No, not like that. As a girl. G-I-R-L.

Damian: I hadn’t noticed.

Jon: You hadn’t noticed she’s a girl?

Dates with (grown up) Robin be like…

Damian: Did you enjoy my lecture?

Maya: No, and neither did our waiter.

Dates with (grown up) Robin be like…

Damian: Did you enjoy my lecture?

Maya: No, and neither did our waiter.

Robin: I saved you.

Nobody: But you pushed me!

Robin: Duh. I couldn’t save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense.

Robin trying to cheer NoBody up…

Damian: You know, I had a cat that died…

Maya: Don’t compare my dad to your cat.

Damian: It was a big cat.

Damian: I mean, human size.

Damian the Teenager…

Dick: Damian, do you know why little boys belittle girls’ pigtails on playgrounds?

Damian: Because they’re so easy to grab, they’re just begging to be pulled.

Dick: Because they like the girls and that’s the only way they know how to get their attention.

Damian: *frowns* What are you saying?

Dick: All of this teasing. This elaborate date. Somewhere deep down, you like Maya. Like, like her like her.

After Damian introduces Maya to the Teen Titans…

Maya: With friends like that, eh?

Damian: Huh?

Maya: Your friends.

Damian: Oh, they’re not really my friends. We just work together.