Talon, Raptor, Deathstroke, Midnighter, and Owlman having coffee together…
Midnighter: Nightwing is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it, and sell it to Ra’s al Ghul as earrings.
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At Midnighter’s safe house after a successful mission…
Batwing: So, Lucas, can we have a keg party here?
Midnighter: Yeah, sure. I’m cool with it. That’s me, “cool dad”.
Agent 37: Yeah. Lucas’s the coolest. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Yeah, Lucas. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Would you be my dad?
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, really.
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, I’m serious.
Talon, Raptor, Deathstroke, Midnighter, and Owlman having coffee together…
Midnighter: Nightwing is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it, and sell it to Ra’s al Ghul as earrings.
At Midnighter’s safe house after a successful mission…
Batwing: So, Lucas, can we have a keg party here?
Midnighter: Yeah, sure. I’m cool with it. That’s me, “cool dad”.
Agent 37: Yeah. Lucas’s the coolest. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Yeah, Lucas. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Would you be my dad?
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, really.
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, I’m serious.
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