Roy [to Wally]: If you go with Donna, you’re doing the smart, sensible thing and moving on. And if you go with Linda, does that mean Donna’s free tonight?
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Prenatal check-ups be like…
Wally: *picks up a surgical instrument*
Wally: Quack, quack. Quack, quack. Quack.
Linda: Honey, that opens my cervix.
When asked his most favorite after-meal snack that Linda ever packed for him…
Wally: It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.
Before Wally and Linda got married…
Linda: I love you, Wally.
Wally: I love… cake.
* A few arguments later *
Wally: Linda, it’s just that, if I say it, and then we break up, what would I tell myself?
Linda: You could tell yourself you still have cake. We both know how much it means to you.
Wally: Okay. I deserve that.
From: JLA #1 (1997)
The perks of having a speedster hubby.
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