Roy [to Wally]: If you go with Donna, you’re doing the smart, sensible thing and moving on. And if you go with Linda, does that mean Donna’s free tonight?
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Marital trouble be like…
Wally [about Linda]: Why would she keep something from me?
Dick: *pats his back*
Wally: I shared my body with that woman.
Wally: And my Netflix password.
When you feel like the third wheel in your own marriage…
Linda: Wally, you’re grown men. You and Dick don’t have to do everything together.
Wally: I know, that’s why I’m spending tonight with you.
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Best buddies can be tough competition, Lin.
When you catch your wife reporting the news back on earth via the Watchtower satellite feed…
The Flash: Linda’s so hot.
Batman: Yes. She’s in Afghanistan. The temperature is frequently over a hundred degrees.
When you catch your wife reporting the news back on earth via the Watchtower satellite feed…
The Flash: Linda’s so hot.
Batman: Yes. She’s in Afghanistan. The temperature is frequently over a hundred degrees.
Wally: Earlier, I was licking icing off my finger and, boom! I swallowed my wedding ring.
Linda: *sighs*
Because speedsters enjoy eating a lot more than everyone else.
Marital trouble be like…
Wally [about Linda]: Why would she keep something from me?
Dick: *pats his back*
Wally: I shared my body with that woman.
Wally: And my Netflix password.
When you feel like the third wheel in your own marriage…
Linda: Wally, you’re grown men. You and Dick don’t have to do everything together.
Wally: I know, that’s why I’m spending tonight with you.
Best buddies can be tough competition, Lin.
Dick: You want to talk about endless patience? Babs made me watch all five seasons of “Sex and the City”.
Wally: Dude, there’re six seasons.
Dick: Oh, crap.
Of course Wally would know. Linda makes him do it, too.
When you’re married to a speedster…
Linda: Wally, are you ever going to forgive me?
Wally: Lin, I’m obligated to keep loving you, so I will take my rage out on my own body.
Wally: Let’s go to Big Belly Burger.
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