Roy: Oh, crap!
Jason: *playing with Lian* What?
Roy: I just took this baby-proofing quiz and our safe house is a death trap.
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When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…
Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!
Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!
Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*
Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!
Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*
Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!
Picking Halloween costumes be like…
Roy: Can we please make you into a princess?
Jason: No.
Roy: I think it would make Lian happy.
Jason: Why does that matt – Shut up.
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That’s why you’re her favowite uncle, Jay.
When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…
Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!
Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!
Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*
Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!
Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*
Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!
When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…
Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!
Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!
Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*
Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!
Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*
Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!
Picking Halloween costumes be like…
Roy: Can we please make you into a princess?
Jason: No.
Roy: I think it would make Lian happy.
Jason: Why does that matt – Shut up.
That’s why you’re her favowite uncle, Jay.
Roy: Oh, crap!
Jason: *playing with Lian* What?
Roy: I just took this baby-proofing quiz and our safe house is a death trap.
Roy: *reading a stinky and soggy instruction manual*
30 minutes ago…
Jason: Why are the instructions in the trash can?
Roy: Because I don’t think I need instructions to put together a little girl’s bed.
When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…
Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!
Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!
Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*
Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!
Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*
Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!
Babysitting Lian while Roy’s on patrol…
Jason [to himself]: I’m a man with man-hands and a man-brain.
Jason: I should be able to put together a doll house in less than four hours!
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