Speculating about Batman’s powers while on Watchtower monitor duty..

Kyle: What if he can smell crime?

Wally: … What if he smells crime?

Kyle: Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude! What if he can smell crime before it even happens?

Wally: Dude, that’s amazing! Smells crime before it even happens! Yes, dude!

Kyle: WHAT IF HIS ENTIRE HEAD IS JUST ONE BIG NOSE? Write that down, I like that.

Kyle: This gambit was designed to fail. It’s just like in chess. Sometimes in order to win, you’ve got to sacrifice your king.

Wally: That’s exactly how you lose at chess. Have you ever played the game?

At the annual Justice League get-together at the Watchtower…

Jason [to Kyle]: What is going on out there? We can’t tell Apokolips stories, Supergirl doesn’t find me charming, and a native English speaker referred to Bruce as “hilarious.” I am flummoxed! That’s a word I learned for this party, and I am it!