Tag: kyle rayner

Meeting your new (and quite unexpected) teammates for the first time be like…

Green Lantern: Red Hood? That’s an interesting name.

Wonder Girl: That’s the least interesting thing about him, Kyle.

Oh, you have noooo idea. 

When you fall asleep during a mission briefing at the Watchtower and need to catch up…

Kid Flash: *nudges Kyle*

Green Lantern: *nudges Wally*

Batman: *working on a case at the mainframe computer*

Kid Flash: *clears throat*

Green Lantern: Can I ask a follow-up question, Mr. Batman, Sir?

Batman: You’re about to leave through that window.

Green Lantern: I rescind my follow-up question.

Batman: Good job out there, Rayner.

Green Lantern: That means a lot coming from you, Mr. Batman, sir.

Green Lantern: *conjures up a cellphone construct*

Green Lantern: So, maybe if you could say it again to my Snapchat for a keepsake, that’d be amazing.

Batman: *glaring*

Green Lantern: Or, you know, we can do it later. I’ll just remember the phrasing.

Batman: Good job out there, Rayner.

Green Lantern: That means a lot coming from you, Mr. Batman, sir.

Green Lantern: *conjures up a cellphone construct*

Green Lantern: So, maybe if you could say it again to my Snapchat for a keepsake, that’d be amazing.

Batman: *glaring*

Green Lantern: Or, you know, we can do it later. I’ll just remember the phrasing.

When you finally get to meet the Batman in the flesh…

Wally and Kyle: *watching open-mouthed as Batman works on the Watchtower computer*

Wally: This is so weird. I dressed up as him for Halloween.

Kyle: I did, too.