Dick: So what’s Kory’s type?
Donna: Tall, dark hair, oblivious, blue eyes, strange sense of humor, hero, dumbass…
Dick: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends
Donna: Did I mention oblivious?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Donna: Okay, just making sure
#titans2018
Principal: I’m afraid Rachel has been in another fight.
Kory: Did she win?
Dick: Kory!
Kory: Sorry.
Kory: (To Rachel) But did you?
#titans2018
Dick: So what’s Kory’s type?
Donna: Tall, dark hair, oblivious, blue eyes, strange sense of humor, hero, dumbass…
Dick: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends
Donna: Did I mention oblivious?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Donna: Okay, just making sure
#titans2018
Kory to Dick: I’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking him to admit that he loves me.
Kory: *horrified, with her palms still smoking* I’m sorry I almost killed you.
Dick: *heart eyes* That’s all right. I need to be more careful next time.
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And all he had been trying to do was tickle her from behind as she prepared breakfast for them, Rachel and Gar.
#titans (2018) #incorrect spoiler
Dick: Kory, I’m Batman’s son.
Kory: That doesn’t mean you’ve got to go out there and put yourself in danger.
Dick: Yeah, it kind of does.
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An alternative scenario in which Dick actually tells Kory that he’s on his way to Deathstroke.
dick: i am here
dick: for my CHILD
kory: i’m here also for our child but i’m the chill one
kory: you said you didn’t want to be robin anymore
dick: i’m great
kory: unless you’re having EMOTIONS
dick: i have so manY
kory: how long have you been watching me sleep
dick: twelve hours
kory: okay the normal amount for you
dick: listen you’re my soulmate and i love you
dick: i’ll be back in like a week don’t have any sudden traumatic realizations of who you are
dick: like if you’re an alien, or something
kory: what
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