Introducing yourself to the Teen Titans be like…
Robin [to Starfire]: You think you’re in charge? It’s adorable just how wrong you are.
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On her relationship with Arsenal…
Starfire: We are the colleagues with the benefits. We are the colleagues who benefit from the fact that we are also the friends.
Starfire: You talk to him first. You have the scary face.
Red Hood: Hey!
Starfire: No, in the good way. The scary cute.
When Roy disappears after a fight with Jason…
Koriand’r: I bet he’s really upset now… What are you gonna do about it?
Jason: Ehhh… Probably something stupid.
Koriand’r: Good, but you’ve already done that –
Jason: Then something crazy!
Jason: *runs off to find Roy*
Koriand’r: That’s more like it!
Red Hood and the Outlaws origin story AU…
Arsenal:
So, where’re you from?
Red Hood: Who cares? I can’t go back.
Arsenal: Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great. *gestures to Starfire* So are we.
Being supportive of your boyfriend be like…
Roy: Babe, how much should I sell my trucker cap for?
Kori: I don’t know, eight cents?
Roy: Honey! This is the cap I was wearing the first time I heard “Vitalogy” by Pearl Jam.
Kori: Ooh… $900.
Roy: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Living together be like…
Kori: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Roy: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wussup!
Kori: Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?
Roy: Of course we make decisions! How do you think I’m wearing clothes right now?
Jason: I lay those out for you, Roy.
Jason sharing stories about his former fellow Outlaws to Artemis…
Artemis: Poor Little One. You were in love with Koriand’r and she was with your best friend Roy.
Jason: So what?
Artemis: So it’s the saddest story in the world.
Jason: You know what? I had a chance, and I didn’t take it.
Escaping…
Dick: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?
Kori: Whew! Well, thank Zal you’ve been arrested so many times.
Dick: Arrested?
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