When the walls in your safe house are just too darn thin…
Roy [to Koriand’r]: *overheard from the adjacent room* Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off!
Jason: *shuts his book and yells back* That was beautiful. Was that Shakespeare?
When your older brother’s starting to spend more time with his girlfriend than he does with you…
Damian [to Dick and Kori]: I’d like to say that I’m very happy that you’re back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
When you’re the third wheel in your teammates’ “lovers’ quarrel"…
Starfire [about Arsenal]: Argh! He is the, how you say, ass when he drinks the alcohol.
Red Hood: He’s an ass when he doesn’t. You just don’t hear it.
Red Hood: Roy?
Arsenal: Yeah?
Red Hood:
It’s not your fault.
Arsenal:
What?
Red Hood:
It’s not your fault.
Arsenal:
I know.
Red Hood:
It’s not your fault.
Arsenal: *annoyed* I know.
Red Hood:
No, Roy. Roy. It’s not your fault.
Arsenal:
Don’t do this to me, man. Not you, man.
Red Hood: *puts arm around Roy* It’s not your fault.
Arsenal: *pushes Jason’s arm away* Screw you! Cut it out, man!
Red Hood:
It’s not your fault.
Arsenal:
*starts to sob heavily* Why is it so hard? I didn’t know it was going to be so hard.
Starfire: …
Dinah: Well, maybe it won’t work out. Maybe Dick won’t like her personality.
Barbara: Why, does she have a bad personality?
Dinah: Oh no, Kori’s the best!
Post-break up advice from your mentor from another planet…
Starfire [about Beast Boy]: You can, um, you can do the burning of the stuff he gave you.
Raven: Or?
Starfire: Or… or you can do the chanting and the dancing around naked, you know, with the sticks.
Raven: Burning’s good.
When all the grown-up PDA is just starting to make you belch…
Koriand’r: I must go, I must go. But not without a kiss.
Dick: Well, maybe I won’t kiss you, and then you’ll have to stay.
Damian: *muttering* Kiss her! Kiss her!
When all the grown-up PDA is just starting to make you belch…
Koriand’r: I must go, I must go. But not without a kiss.
Dick: Well, maybe I won’t kiss you, and then you’ll have to stay.
Damian: *muttering* Kiss her! Kiss her!
Beast Boy: What are you ladies doing?
Starfire: Raven is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Beast Boy: I think you mean –
Raven: Save your breath. I’ve been correcting her all morning.
Criminal: *tied up* Those are dummy grenades.
Arsenal: Okay, hang on to this. *pulls grenade pin, then puts the explosive in the criminal’s chest pocket*
Arsenal: If it’s a dummy, you’ll be fine. We’ll be outside.
Criminal: Wait! Fine, it’s live!
Starfire [to Arsenal]: You’ve been hanging around Jason for too long.
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