incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

That one time Superboy cried because Robin wouldn’t accept his birthday present for him…

Kara [about Jon]: Well, Damian, you are his best friend. Friends give each other presents.

Damian: I accept your premise; I reject your conclusion.

Tim [to Kara]: *whispering* Try telling him it’s a non-optional social convention.

Kara: What?

Jason: Just do it.

Kara [to Damian]: It’s a… non-optional social convention.

Damian: Ah. Fair enough. *takes the gift and walks away*

Dick: *grins* He came with a manual.

Mission briefing…

Nightwing: Alright. Any questions?

Supergirl: *raises a hand*

Nightwing: *sighs* Yes, Kara?

Supergirl: You need to know something. No, you deserve to know something.

Supergirl: I am objectifying you right now.

At the Titans Tower…

Nightwing: *sees his name heat-engraved onto a wall*

Nightwing: *sighs wearily*

Nightwing: Uh. What’s this over the “i”?

Supergirl: *eyes glowing red and smoky* It’s a heart.


Because it’s canon that Kara had a bit of a crush on Dick.

That one time Superboy cried because Robin wouldn’t accept his birthday present for him…

Kara [about Jon]: Well, Damian, you are his best friend. Friends give each other presents.

Damian: I accept your premise; I reject your conclusion.

Tim [to Kara]: *whispering* Try telling him it’s a non-optional social convention.

Kara: What?

Jason: Just do it.

Kara [to Damian]: It’s a… non-optional social convention.

Damian: Ah. Fair enough. *takes the gift and walks away*

Dick: *grins* He came with a manual.

As per Superman’s request, Batman asks Batgirl to train Supergirl in detective work…

Kara: Babs, please, you have to, have to, have to help me!

Barbara: No, I don’t, don’t, don’t. And I’m not –

Jason: Not really qualified?

Barbara: I’m sorry?

Jason: It’s not your fault, Babs. I, on the other hand, am qualified since I happen to be Gotham’s greatest vigilante.

Kara: Ah, but, you’re a man.

Jason: *winks* And then some.

Barbara: So, obviously he can’t give you a woman’s perspective like I can. So, yes, I will be happy to help you.

Jason: What?!

Kara: Oh my gosh! This is gonna be amazing!

Jason: You’re just doing this to spite me!

Barbara: And?