Jon: *observing Bruce, who’s talking to Dick* Is that your dad?
Damian: Both of them, yes.
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Robin: *saves Jon’s life*
Superboy: *hugs Damian* You’re going to make me cry!
Robin: At least this time it’s for a good reason.
Conducting an investigation worthy of getting them grounded by their fathers in a cave on a remote island…
Superboy: *panicked whispering* Damian, what if there’s a monstrous creature in here?
Robin: *remembering that he stuffed a leash into his backpack before they left* That’s half the fun.
Maybe said creature will be Goliath’s new friend?
“Super Sons”, a summary…
Robin: We are having fun.
Superboy: *carrying Damian on his back while sprinting through the jungle as killer androids chase after them* You are! I’m just doing what you’re making me do!
Robin: Kent, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?
Superboy: *sprinting across the craters on Apokolips with Damian on his back as they try to get away from a fire-breathing monster* All the time!
Robin: Then you should be used to it!
– • – • – • – • –
Guess who’s grounded?
When Batman grounds you for all the shenanigans you pulled with your super best friend…
Damian: You can’t keep Jon and me apart! I’ll… I’ll disobey!
Bruce: I’m also Jason Todd’s father. Do you think you’ve got any tricks I haven’t seen?
Bruce: *leaves room*
Damian: *climbs out of a third story window, slides down a tree, and lands in a wheelbarrow being pushed by Bruce*
Bruce: Hn. Jason Todd: Age 14.
Bruce: *drags Damian back into the Manor by the scruff of his Robin uniform*
Jason: *comes out of a hidden door in the tree*
Jason: Jason Todd: Age 19. Mwahahahaha!
Jon: What, did you read a book on disarming bad guys?
Damian: Three older brothers.
In their top secret, high-tech, steel-walled treehouse…
Robin: *taking a gadget apart* Because whoever sent this thing is trouble.
Superboy: You don’t know that, Damian! They could’ve been nice!
Robin: Nice? No. A nice person says, “Hey, guys! Nice treehouse! Here’s a pound cake”. They don’t plant a freakin’ camera at our front door doing recon on us, Kent.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~
The lengths your older brothers’ll go to keep an eye on you.
In their top secret, high-tech, steel-walled treehouse…
Robin: *taking a gadget apart* Because whoever sent this thing is trouble.
Superboy: You don’t know that, Damian! They could’ve been nice!
Robin: Nice? No. A nice person says, “Hey, guys! Nice treehouse! Here’s a pound cake”. They don’t plant a freakin’ camera at our front door doing recon on us, Kent.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~
The lengths your older brothers’ll go to keep an eye on you.
Jon: What’s the strangest pet you’ve ever had?
Damian: You.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Don’t be rude, Dami.
It’s not rude, it’s his way of being friendly. After all his pets are the things he cares about most, regardless of how weird they are
Damian: *pats Jon on the head*
Jon: ☺
Damian: *slides a bowl across the floor towards him*
Jon: 😐
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