Telling Pa Clark and Ma Lois about his new friend Damian over breakfast be like…
Jon: I’ve seen the kid do a pull-up!
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Jon [to Damian]: You have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.
Jon: What, did you read a book on disarming bad guys?
Damian: Three older brothers.
Jon: You know, I’ve been thinking about asking my parents for a dog.
Damian: *hugs Titus tighter* He’s not a dog. He’s a hero.
“Super Sons”, in a nutshell…
Jon: You only take on cases which cross my path.
Damian: Don’t flatter yourself.
Jon: You’re standing in my house!
Damian [about Jon]: He’s the worst person I’ve ever met. I want to fight crime with him.
Remind you of another city Bat and his farmhand alien BFF?
When Jon first visited Wayne Manor…
Bruce: Damian will show you around.
Damian: Right this way is the exit.
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Dami, no.
Sleepovers be like… Jon: What, didn’t your dad tell you about the Tooth Fairy?
Damian: My father? My father told me different stories.
Sometime during the “In the Name of the Father” story arc…
Damian: *looks out of window using binoculars* Some van just pulled up. And these suspicious characters are getting out.
Jon: That is a school bus, Damian. And those are my classmates.
Damian [to Jon]: As my best friend, I expect you to be willing to sacrifice everything for me at a moment’s notice.
Or, Jason to Roy.
Or, Bruce to Clark.
Take your pick.
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