Damian: *watching Conner and Jon play catch in midair* I want a brother.
Jason: You can have mine *gestures to Tim*, but he’s kind of an idiot.
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Dami, three not enough for you?
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Imagine: Tim’s babysitting Damian, and that’s Jon on the phone…
Breaking into LexCorp…
Superboy: There is nooo way we can get through that door fast enough to get the jump on him.
Robin: Who said we were using the door?
He’s a Batkid, Jon.
Damian: *smirks* Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you.
Jon: Maybe you shouldn’t be sneaking into my room at night!
When you invite your best friend to a sleepover at one of your father’s hotels…
Damian [to Jon]: Don’t go crazy on the room service. This isn’t “Home Alone”, and you aren’t Macauley Culkin.
Did Dick just make you watch that film, Dami?
During one of their “adventures” (unbeknownst to their fathers, of course)…
Superboy [to Robin]: If I’m gonna die on this island – which I never should have come to in the first place – your face is not the last face I want to see!
While running from murderous androids in the middle of the jungle…
Robin: *shouting over explosions while dodging laser beams on piggyback* We are having fun!
Superboy: You are! I’m just doing what you’re making me do!
Super Sons comparing childhoods be like…
Damian [to Jon]: Oh, please. I was an anomaly. I self-potty trained.
Getting stranded in a jungle during one of their “adventures” (unbeknownst to their fathers, of course)…
Robin: I say we eat what we kill.
Superboy: Then I guess we’ll be eating the mood.
And the “Big Brother of the Year" Award goes to…
Jason [to Damian and Jon]: Pretty soon you get some hair on your chest, and you start answering the phone and people don’t think you’re ladies.
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