Joker: *giggles* You’re funny.
Batman: *grabs Joker by the lapels*
Batman: *grits teeth* I’ve been called a lot of things, but never funny.
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Gotham City rogues gallery pep talks be like…
Two-Face: Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared… for what?
Joker: For the death of the Bat prince!
Scarecrow:
Why? Is he sick?
Joker:
No, fool! We’re going to kill him. And Robin, too.
Killer Croc:
Hey, great idea! Who needs the Bat?
Harley Quinn: *sings and dances*
No prince, no prince, la la la la la la –
Joker:
Idiots! There will be a prince!
Riddler:
Hey, but you said that –
Joker: I will be prince. Stick with me and you’ll never be fearful again!
Imagine: What working for the Joker’s like.
At the annual Gotham City Rogues Gallery Convention…
* After asking everybody to raise their right hand and to repeat after him: *
Joker: I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.
Finding out that Jason’s still alive (as Red Hood)…
Joker: How many times do I have to kill the same stinking Robin?!
Trying to explain Joker’s psyche…
Batman: It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
Pissing Nightwing Off 101…
Joker [about Batman]: It must have been tough on your father, not having any children.
Sometime during the “Under the Hood” story arc…
Red Hood [to Joker]: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have messed with?
Red Hood: That’s me.
Sometime during the “Under the Hood” story arc…
Joker [to Red Hood]: I like how you die, boy!
Sometime during the “Under the Hood” story arc…
Joker [to Red Hood]: I like how you die, boy!
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