I really want a villain who is a “MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!” person facing a hero who is a “one black coffee” person.
Tag: joker
Gotham City rogues gallery pep talks be like…
Two-Face: Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared… for what?
Joker: For the death of the Bat prince!
Scarecrow:
Why? Is he sick?Joker:
No, fool! We’re going to kill him. And Robin, too.Killer Croc:
Hey, great idea! Who needs the Bat?Harley Quinn: *sings and dances*
No prince, no prince, la la la la la la –Joker:
Idiots! There will be a prince!
Riddler:
Hey, but you said that –Joker: I will be prince. Stick with me and you’ll never be fearful again!
The Gotham King
Batman: *grabs Robin from the Joker and carries him over the shoulder* New rule. You steal my son, you get punched. *POW*
Nightwing: *watching as debris from the explosion floats in the night sky* Do you think the Joker’s still alive?
Batman: He’s alive.
Nightwing: How do you know?
Batman: Because he’s not done with me yet.
“Injustice 2″ (or “My, How Things Have Changed”)…
Batman and Harley Quinn: *watch as the Joker walks towards them and beckons to Harley*
Batman: Hn. Why should I trust you?
Harley Quinn: *swings her bat* Because, today, we are on the same side.
Harley: The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one’s perfect.
Being a Gotham City rogue be like…
Joker: Nothing wrong with jail. Some of the best vacations I ever had were behind bars!
Joker: What brings you to my house?
Batman: Oh, this is your house now?
Joker: Why, yes, Arkham Asylum is my home.
Joker sweet-talking Batman…
Joker: I am insane! And you are my insanity!
Red Hood: Did ya get the license number?
Joker: *giggles* Of what?
Red Hood: The truck that ran over your face!
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