Justice League strategy meetings be like…
Hellblazer: *raises a hand* Might I suggest a sacrificial altar?
Batman: No, you may not.
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Batman: My gut says it’s not him, but we need to check his alibi.
Hellblazer: Oh, so you don’t believe in fate, but your “gut” has magical properties?
Hellblazer: *watches as Batman scrutinizes a mound of ash surrounded by symbols and candles*
Hellblazer [to Zatanna]: May I ask what inspired you to ask one of our only “muggle” friends over during this particularly supernatural time?
When Batman (inexplicably) asks Hellblazer to watch over his sons while he’s away on a mission…
Nightwing: *comes in through the front door of the Manor*
Hellblazer: Ah, the Golden Boy has returned. Release the doves!
Nightwing: Hi, Mr. Constantine.
Red Hood: *breaks a window in the foyer and climbs in*
Hellblazer: And you must be the second Robin. I have been thoroughly briefed on you and if you do one thing wrong, I’m going to go medieval on your arse.
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