Batman: So, how’d it go?
Commissioner Gordon: Oh, for – ! I am in the bathroom! Is nothing sacred to you people???
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Criminal: *trembling, in handcuffs*
Criminal: Batman just psychologically scarred me for life.
Commissioner Gordon: He has that effect on some people.
Commissioner Gordon [to Batman]: Okay, what you call investigation the law calls stalking.
Stakeout…
Commissioner Gordon: We can’t go at these guys straight on.
Batman: *swishes cape to allow the moonlight to shine on the Bat symbol on his chest*
Batman: I’ve got a badge that says I can do whatever I want.
Trying to stick up for your best friend be like…
Red Hood: *does “his thing” to a criminal*
Arsenal: This kind of stuff is illegal in most states. In certain parts of Europe, it’s…
Commissioner Gordon: *glares*
Arsenal: This is bad behavior.
Why you don’t threaten Barbara Gordon…
Commissioner Gordon [to Joker]: If anything happens to her, the next time you see me, I won’t be a cop.
You know that moment when you get called to the principal’s office ‘cause of one of your kids?
Commissioner Gordon [about Red Hood]: Is anything this kid’s doing legal?
Batman: …
Batman: Define “legal”.
Commissioner Gordon: Who died and made you Batman?
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin/Azrael: Uhhhh…
The New 52…
Commissioner Gordon: Ohhhhhh… Okay, got it, got it.
Detective Bullock: You ever work an identity theft case?
Commissioner Gordon: Every arrest I ever made. They all say I got the wrong guy.
When Commissioner Gordon first met Batman…
Commissioner Gordon: Would you break the law?
Batman: I won’t kill.
Gordon: That’s good to know.
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