Tag: jim gordon

Commissioner Gordon: *smoking peacefully on the GCPD rooftop*

Batman: I need your advice on a personal matter.

Gordon: *drops his cigarette, startled by the voice coming from the darkness*

Gordon: *panting* That fills me with a mix of curiosity and terror.

When one of Batman’s sons is brought in for questioning…

Commisioner Gordon: Are the cuffs really neccessary?

GCPD Officer: He broke both of Officer Wu’s arms, Sir –

Gordon: He what?!

Officer: – while shouting, “Wooo”.

Red Hood: Happy coincidence.

Gordon: Mr. Hood, do we have to sedate you?

Red Hood: Well, I wouldn’t say no to a drink.

GCPD rooftop…

Nightwing: *applying a tourniquet to Red Robin’s bleeding leg*

Red Hood: *doing a quick ammo inventory*

Robin: *perched on the ledge, on the lookout*

Batman: Jim. Good evening.

Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette*

Commissioner Gordon: First thing I learned working with your family is that, wherever you people go, threats and bloodshed seem to follow. So, just stay out of the GCPD’s way and try not to kill anyone.

Yeaaahhh… not gonna happen, Jim. Ain’t that what the Batsignal beside you’s for?

GCPD rooftop…

Batman: I heard you made an interesting arrest today. Want to talk about it?

Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette* No.

Batman: Okay, keep holding all that in. You’re going to get an ulcer.

Commissioner Gordon [about Red Hood]: I’ve got everything I need to convict your boy, except for motive, means, and opportunity.

Batman: You also have no evidence.

Commissioner Gordon: That’s implied.