When you’re sick and tired of Batman’s kids causing property damage in the city…
Commissioner Gordon [to Red Hood]: You’re under arrest for being a complete idiot.
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On the GCPD rooftop…
Commissioner Gordon: *turns around to find Batman gone (for the nth time)*
Commissioner Gordon: *takes a long drag off his cigarette* I think he might be part-vapor.
Commissioner Gordon: *throws his hands up in frustration* It’s a theory!
Batman: *crouching on a gargoyle* It’s my gut.
Commissioner Gordon: Does your gut have any evidence we can bring to a prosecutor?
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Don’t believe him, Jim. “Gut” actually stands for “I’ve done all the research humanly possible for this particular matter and I don’t have time to explain all of it to you right now. Plus, I really prefer to keep my work a secret.”
Batman: So, how’d it go?
Commissioner Gordon: Oh, for – ! I am in the bathroom! Is nothing sacred to you people???
Commissioner Gordon: *watches as Batman grapplehooks out of view*
Commissioner Gordon: *blows out some smoke, flicks his dying cigarette away and crushes it with his shoe*
Commissioner Gordon: *clears his throat and yells into the night sky* You just hate saying goodbye like a normal person, don’t you?
Commissioner Gordon: Who died and made you Batman?
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin/Azrael: Uhhhh…
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So, who’s gonna tell him?
Commissioner Gordon [to the rest of the GCPD]: Am I the only one here who’s clear on the concept of law enforcement?
Commissioner Gordon: *watches as Batman grapplehooks out of view*
Commissioner Gordon: *blows out some smoke, flicks his dying cigarette away and crushes it with his shoe*
Commissioner Gordon: *clears his throat and yells into the night sky* You just hate saying goodbye like a normal person, don’t you?
Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette* First, the good news.
Batman: *perched on a gargoyle* Hn.
Commissioner Gordon: *takes a drag* Two of your sons are not locked up in jail.
When you’re sick and tired of Batman’s kids causing property damage in the city…
Commissioner Gordon [to Red Hood]: You’re under arrest for being a complete idiot.
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