Batman urban legends be like…
Batman: *working on the Watchtower computer*
GL Jessica: Do you think I should go talk to him?
GL Simon: No! He will eat you alive.
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Bruce [about Jessica]: Did she ever mention anyone that she felt uncomfortable around, was afraid of?
Simon: Yeah, you.
Because even Green Lanterns sometimes fear big, black Bats.
While watching Batman “do his thing” to a supervillain…
Green Lantern (Jessica): So, why is Batman conducting the interrogation?
Superman: We prefer the term “interview”. Less of a negative connotation.
Green Lantern: Got it.
Because the Batman-Green Lantern dynamic has changed quite a bit over the years…
Simon: *nudges Jessica* Stand up. Batman’s passing.
Guy [to Jessica]: Pardon my French, but Batman is so uptight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
From: Green Lanterns #16 (2017)
What part of Batman-doesn’t-care-if-you-have-the-most-powerful-ring-in-the-universe-stop-sassing-him do you still not get, Lanterns?
(Only Alfred and the Batkids can do that. And sometimes Clark gets a free pass.)
“But nothing makes me more nervous than teaming up with Batman.”
From: Green Lanterns #16 (2017)
Batman sure loves him some Lanterns.
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