Tag: jason todd

The Robins as…

a-wayne-at-heart:

 CORPORATE EMPLOYEES

Dick

  • Human Resources Head
  • Requires all employees to regularly attend team building/group therapy sessions, many of which he himself leads (though most don’t feel “obligated” to because they actually like him and his programs)
  • Spends majority of his time at work mediating between his brothers, honestly

Jason

  • Chief Security Officer
  • One of the main reasons the entire company can sleep soundly at night
  • He’s thought of everything – from shatterproof glass windows to extensive financial protection strategies to protocols to take down shady bystanders dressed as clowns to –

Tim

  • Chief Executive Officer
  • Deserves an award for putting up with a certain member of the Board of Directors, who he reports to
  • Would rather stay cooped up in his office, working overtime, than travel abroad or go golfing with other executives (and his personal assistant  deserves an award for the daily number of “coffee runs” done in his behalf)

Damian

  • member of the Board of Directors (alongside Bruce, who, in spite of constantly having to deal with headaches caused by arguing with his youngest son, cannot deny the teenager’s business acumen)
  • “You were saying?”, he says as he glowers at another member who’s clearly perturbed by the cow standing beside him at the head of the conference table 

Nightwing: *watches as Jason hits the pavement after being flung across the sky by Artemis*

Nightwing: *helping him up* You okay? You really had me worried.

Red Hood: I’m so embarrassed. I can’t even get my ass kicked with any dignity.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When you see footage of your father, who’s bruised, bloodied, bound and being taunted by a villanous metahuman, on the Batcomputer screen…

Nightwing:

Red Hood:

Red Robin:

Robin:

Alfred: *clears his throat*

Alfred: Boys, he wouldn’t want you involved –

Robin: *pulls his sword from its scabbard and releases Goliath from his cage*

Red Robin: *tracks the source of the footage and hacks into its system*

Red Hood: *reloads his guns and straps on explosives*

Nightwing: *lights up his escrima sticks* We’re already involved. We’re family, Alfred.

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I mean it’s not as if Alfred left that footage to stream for you to “accidentally” find against Batman’s orders… Right?

prison-mikes-bandana:

raisin-todd:

Nobody:

Damian at 4 am in Wayne Manor:

@incorrect-batfamily-quotes

Tim: *watching Damian barely break a sweat*

Tim: *yawns* And this is necessary because… ?

Damian: *throws a sword at him*

Jason: *catches it with one hand and lights a cigarette with another* Kid, will you chill out?

Tim: Ha, that’s rich. You know, coming from you.

Jason: How about I finish what the brat started –

Duke: *rushing in* Alfred’s coming! I repeat, Gramps’s coming!

Dick: *calmly walking in behind him* Hey, @prison-mikes-bandana , we could really use a hand to try to pry that thing off my brother’s.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When you’re doing surveillance and bored out of your mind and your little brother’s “lectures” aren’t helping…

Robin: What are you doing now, Todd?

Red Hood: *rolling up a piece of paper* Making a straw.

Robin: Why?

Red Hood: So I can shoot you with a spitball.

Robin: You’re not going to do that, and I’ll tell you why. This is a mission, I am your partner, and you’re going to treat me with the prop – *chokes a bit* You shot your spit in my mouth!

Red Hood: Is this gonna be a long night? Because I don’t think I could do that again.