Tag: jason todd

Tim: *mimicking SpongeBob’s voice* Thaaat’s right, ‘cause in this family you gotsa do your chores!

Jason: *scrubbing spray paint off the Batmobile while watching Alfred from the corner of his eye* Stop saying stupid stuff and come help!

dangerous-doodle:

RED HOOD H O W D A R E THOU STEAL JTASON JTODD’S CARD I MET THAT GUY LIKE ONCE AND HE LOWKEY LOOKED HOMELESS. THEFTING IS A NO-NO UNLESS IT’S FROM MAJOR COPERATIONS

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Red Hood: Last time I checked, @writtenskyes , the cards I have belonged to one Jtason Jtodd. *winks*

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Attempting to buy weapons at an underground armory…

Red Hood [to store owner]: *realizing that Bruce cancelled his credit cards* Wait, fine, my credit is bad. Do you accept street cred?

Ric Grayson: Oh, he’s not homeless. *puts an arm around Jason* He’s with me, @dangerous-doodle .

Jtason Jtodd: Uh, yeah. What, uh, what he – *turns to Dick* Dude, who are you?

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Mornings at the Manor…

Jason: *following Tim around the kitchen* Lotus Bear Relax! I can smell it on you right now!

Tim: *slapping his hand away* Stop smelling my hair, dude!

Jason: Do you know how much that stuff costs?

Tim: I didn’t use your conditioner, Jay!

Jason: Then why does your hair look so baby soft?!

Alfred: *sighs*

Alfred: *adds “conditioner” to grocery list*

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Jason: *shoves Tim out of his room and shuts the door behind them* You invaded my privacy. I have a right to be upset, okay?

Tim: It’s not snooping if something is out in the open. That’s the rule.

Jason: There’s no rule.

Tim: Are you serious? “If it’s not hidden, it’s not forbidden.” You’ve never heard of that?

Jason: No, I’ve never heard of it because you just made it up.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

So he saw the little Bizarro plushie on your bed (or was it the pair of Batman boxers under it?). So what? It’s adorable, Jay!

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When you call for back-up but end up battling a bunch of rogues by yourself…

Medic [speaking into the radio]: He’s lost a lot of blood.

Red Hood: I didn’t lose it. I’ve been sitting in it for hours, waiting for one of my brothers to get back from dance class or something. *stands up and drags himself to his motorcycle, leaving a trail of blood behind him*

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Preparing for Family Patrol Night…

Robin: *adjusting Goliath’s leash* What, Todd, for the first time ever, doesn’t want to do this?

Nightwing: *stuffing cereal packets into strategic places in his suit* No, no, he does. It’s just that he’s been so mopey.

Red Robin: *checking the coordinates of a supervillain’s lair on the Batcomputer* Well, that could have something to do with the fact that today’s his death anniversary.

Nightwing: I don’t know what it is.

Red Robin: I think that’s what it is.

Robin: -Tt- Who knows with him?

Red Robin: *looks into the camera like he’s on “The Office”*