Jason: Does it shock you that 80% of my encounters with women have been completely without their knowledge?
Tim: Honestly, I’m more surprised by the other 20%, Jay.
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Black Mask: Pick a game. Dice, roulette, cards. You win, the tracker is yours. I win, you die.
Red Hood: Do you have UNO?
Roy: Today is the day, Jaybird.
Jason: What? You move out?
Roy: No, who’s gonna do your laundry?
How to check if Damian actually cares (or how Jason ended up strapped to the giant Joker card in the Batcave)…
Damian: Where is Drake?
Jason: I’m sorry… Timmy never woke up.
Damian: What?!?!
Jason: Never woke up because he never passed out. He’s right over there.
Fighting with “yourself” be like…
Earth 261564817’s Red Hood: I’ve been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Our Red Hood: Is it you?
Theirs: Yes.
Ours: Why would you tell me that?
Imagine:
Red Hood: It’s times like these that I really wish I’d listened to what Batman told me.
Arsenal: Why? What did he tell you?
Red Hood: I don’t know. I didn’t listen.
Breaking up a fight between Nightwing and Red Hood after breaking up a fight between Red Hood and Red Robin…
Robin: The next one of you that opens up your mouth and says something, you’re gonna have to deal with me!
Arsenal: You’re still in pain?
Red Hood: No, I just like saying “ow”.
Arsenal: Jason, our friendship is built on lies?!
Red Hood: … And laughter, and stalking criminals, and love.
When you’re feeling underappreciated by your best friend…
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: Oh, I already know what your next obituary will say: Jason Peter Todd, he had the very. BeST. FRIENDS.
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