Tag: jason todd

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Why Jason doesn’t wake up like regular people…

Tim: *nudges a sleeping Jason to move for more space on the couch* Jason…

Jason: Wuzzat?!

Jason: Wait, wait, huh, huh? What?

Tim: You okay?

Jason: *exhales* Yeah. Sorry. For a second I – I thought I was just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago.

Jason: *sighs*

Jason: Am I just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago?

Tim: No.

Jason: Hmm.

Jason: Timmy, am I just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago?

Tim: No.

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Red Hood: *peeks from behind a crate at a group of burly men in state-of-the-art armor guarding the warehouse entrance*

Red Hood: *whispering* How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?

Red Robin: *studying a digital blueprint of the warehouse* I’ll tell you how John McClane would do it: the vents.

Red Hood: *stuffs his revolvers back into their holsters and nods enthusiastically* Blast the A/C, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters. 

Red Robin:

Red Robin: No. We’re going to climb through them. 

Red Hood: Even better! Classic use of vents.

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Jason: Does it shock you that 80% of my encounters with women have been completely without their knowledge?

Tim: Honestly, I’m more surprised by the other 20%, Jay.

Oh, I definitely didn’t mean for it to sound that way, @avaenox, but I do get what you mean.

In canon, Jason has a track record of annoying some of the women he’s around, so I was thinking more along the lines of him watching them – making sure they’re safe – from a distance (since they might not find his presence palatable). And the 20% thing? A joke about how many of them can actually stand him.