Batman: I didn’t betray you, Jason. I saved you from yourself.
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Hanging out with your brother during patrol be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: I came with you to escape my relationship drama, not get a front row seat to yours.
Undercover missions be like…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: *whispers* If anyone catches us, they’re dead.
Jason [to Dick]: Always the favorite child. I’m done living in your shadow.
Jason: Have you joined a cult again?
Tim: For the last time, World of Warcraft is not a cult!
Damian: Well, I’m actually happy I didn’t maul you to death.
Jason: Why? So you can slowly annoy me to death instead?
Trying to decipher Red Hood’s identity be like…
Black Mask: So, this rumor about your being Wayne royalty, is it true?
Red Hood: I don’t know. Can it get me free drinks at the Iceberg Lounge?
When you’re “not worried” about your “not-brother”…
Jason: Alright, shithead, this is like the two hundredth time I’m calling and you not picking up! I’m starting to get f***ing criminal. Call me the f*** back, Tim! I’m worried about you. I love you. Call me back.
Thug: *begs for his life*
Red Hood: Excuse me while I get a Kleenex for the rest of this sob story.
When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…
Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!
Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!
Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*
Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!
Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*
Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!
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