Red Robin: I’m sorry I accused you of arson.
Red Hood: Well, I was the obvious suspect.
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“Injustice 2” banter be like…
Robin: I am my mother’s son.
Red Hood: You have more in common than you realize.
You know that moment when you get called to the principal’s office ‘cause of one of your kids?
Commissioner Gordon [about Red Hood]: Is anything this kid’s doing legal?
Batman: …
Batman: Define “legal”.
Red Hood [to Batman]: When the Justice League asked you to join them, did they tell you that you’d be an asset or just an ass?
When your brothers find out that a legendary criminal mastermind called you “Detective” and won’t let you hear the end of it…
Tim: Hey, what’s this?
Jason: You’re a “detective” now. You tell me.
Tim: Ah, it looks like you left your dry cleaning ticket for me.
Wayne Foundation charity gala nights be like…
Jason: I can field strip a .45 in the dark, Alfie. I think I can handle a bowtie.
Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: We don’t get normal lives. That’s why Batman picked us and why we’re so good at our jobs.
What he really means when he pushes you away…
Batman: It’s okay if we’re not friends anymore. You’re alive. It’s enough.
When a supervillain breaks into Wayne Manor (somehow)…
Robin: *stands in between the villain and Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Alfred, and Titus*
Robin: I don’t want anything to happen –
Nightwing: *heart flutters*
Robin: – to the dog.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason [to Tim]: I couldn’t bear it if anyone hurt you.
Jason: I mean, besides me.
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