Why Dick stopped going to the movies with Jason…
Dick: *covers eyes* Just tell me when the scary part is over!
Jason: *chewing popcorn* It’s over.
Dick: *uncovers eyes*
Dick: Aaaaaaaah!!!
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Dick [about Roy]: Well, do you ever take an interest in anything he does?
Jason: Well, we used to have burping contests, but I outgrew it.
Tim: Jason! I had a bad dream. Can I sleep on your bed?
Jason: No!
Tim: I’ll give you a remote-controlled birdarang.
Jason: Climb aboard.
How to “borrow” your brother’s stuff…
Tim: Jason, where’s my radiation suit?
Jason: *placing duct tape over the Red Robin logo of the suit he’s wearing* How the heck should I know?
When your father decides that it’s time for you to be a responsible adult vigilante and earn money for your own “toys”…
Batman: So maybe a part-time job is the answer.
Red Hood: Aw, Bruce, I couldn’t ask you to do that. You’re already running Wayne Enterprises, and Damian is such a handful –
Red Robin: He means you should get a job, stupid.
Jason: Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean that I don’t understand.
Bruce, on his deathbed: Goodbye, Dick. Stay as sweet as you are. Goodbye, Tim. I know you’ll make me proud. Goodbye, Jason… I like your jacket.
Robin: Todd, I’m going to jump off this skyscraper.
Red Hood: You know, kid, as the only adult here, I feel like I should say something.
Robin: What?
Red Hood: Cool!
When roughhousing at the Manor becomes a little too rough…
Jason [about Tim]: Oh no, he’s hurt!
Damian: Bad!
Jason and Damian: …
Jason: Let’s get out of here!
When you’re legally dead, but need to earn some money…
Nurse: Hey, you gotta be eighteen to sell your blood. Let’s see some ID.
Jason: Here you go, doll face!
Nurse: Okay, Richard, just relax.
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