When your father and grandfather leave you and your brothers alone at the Manor…
Damian: *sees “52 missed calls” on his cellphone screen*
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: How irresponsible do they think we are?
Jason: *shrugs* Sometimes Alfred leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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At the Watchtower…
Justice League: *watching surveillance, Youtube and news footage on the mainframe computer*
Batman: *walks into the room and sees Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin and Lark (and a bunch of burning buildings and screaming citizens) on the screen*
Superman: *arms crossed*
Wonder Woman: *hands on hips, shaking her head*
Aquaman: *raises an eyebrow*
The Flash: *wide-eyed*
Green Lantern: *biting his lip to suppress a smirk*
Cyborg: Wo-ho-hoooooo.
Batman: Hn.
Batman: Whatever they did, add it to my tab.
Batman: *walks out*
Batman: Jason, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Robin: *shuts the textbook he’s reading*
Robin: *sighs* That I need to do it more often.
Damian: Father tried to fix all of our problems, but instead ruined all of our lives!
Jason: *shakes his head* Nightmare.
Dick: You guys are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?
Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Jay, I need you for this. You’re sneakier than I am, you’re a bigger liar, and you have no moral compass.
Red Hood: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid high-security facility? That’s not even a challenge.
When you just can’t win an argument with Batman…
Nightwing: Aaarrrggggh. In “Legally Blonde”, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cutely!
Red Hood: Dick, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
If you ever wondered what goes through Red Hood’s mind…
Jason: So, how do I say this without sounding like an ass?
Dropping by the Manor to have a word with your adoptive father be like…
Red Hood: *slams the door behind him*
Red Hood: Did you hear any of that?
Arsenal: Uhhh… I understood “Crazy old bat”, “Go kill yourself”, then “I love you”.
Red Hood and the Outlaws origin story AU…
Arsenal:
So, where’re you from?Red Hood: Who cares? I can’t go back.
Arsenal: Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great. *gestures to Starfire* So are we.
And the award for “Big Brother of the Year” goes to…
Jason:
What’d ya do, kid?Damian:
Something terrible. But I don’t wanna talk about it.Jason: Good. I don’t wanna hear about it.
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