I would like to see…

the Robins (Dick, Jason, Tim, and an older Damian) with a man bun and facial hair. Or maybe spectacles?

It just occured to me that any one of them could be walking down a street today and blend in so well that it’d just make me wonder, “Who’s that cute guy?”.

Bruce: Jason, one day you’re going to be a great father.

Jason: Aw. And someday you’ll be one, too.

How to check if Damian actually cares (or how Jason ended up strapped to the giant Joker card in the Batcave)…

Damian: Where is Drake?

Jason: I’m sorry… Timmy never woke up.

Damian: What?!?!

Jason: Never woke up because he never passed out. He’s right over there.

Barbara: You’re a heartless jerk!

Jason: Where did that come from?!

Jason: Oh, right. My actions.

Downtime at the mall…

Damian: Todd, can we go to Banana Republic? There’s a mannequin there that I have a crush on.

Jason: Kid, that is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever… *sees mannequin*

Jason: Oh, crap, she’s beautiful!

When you have occasional alliances with rogues with doctorates…

Harley Quinn: First of all, Bats, let me assure ya that Jason’s antics are perfectly normal for a sixteen-year-old (who, ya know, came back from the dead).

Batman: Actually, he’s nineteen, Harleen.

Harley Quinn: Oh, dear. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.

When he was still petty and revenge-y, and asked what he liked to do in his spare time…

Jason: I like creating disappointment. You know that little moment when people’s hope dies? I feed on that.

Raising a Robin…

Bruce: Alfred, Jason’s having girl troubles. You’d better go talk to him.

Alfred: It’s clown troubles, Sir. That’s your responsibility.

Bruce: I thought I was in charge of bedtime stories and “dying pets”?

Alfred: Yes. Well, we’re adding clowns.

Bruce: Hn. Fine. But you just bought yourself “ear piercing” and “strange new feelings”.

Red Hood: *gets into the state-of-the-art vehicle Tim designed for him* Strap me in, nerd!

Red Robin: To me, “nerd” stands for “Not Even Remotely Dorky”. So, thank you. Thank you for the compliment.