Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *wakes up, yawns, stretches, sees “3:30” on his phone clock*
Tim: …
Tim: Uh. What are you doing here?
Roy: *bruised, bloodied, in a tattered Arsenal uniform, and perched on the window sill*
Roy: Your brother’s gonna wake up mad at me. When he does, be sure to remind him who his best friend is.
Refuge at Red Hood’s safe house…
Nightwing: How’re you holding up?
Red Robin: Well, I’m gushing blood into a bucket because Jason doesn’t want to stain his new carpet. So… pretty great.
Breaking into Arkham Asylum…
Red Robin: Why are they all staring at you?
Red Hood: I’m kind of a big deal around here.
Criminal: *Batcuffed* I’m supposed to fear you, too?!
Red Hood: *standing beside Batman* It would be better for you if you did.
Damian: The only thing delicate about you is your ego, Todd!
Jason: When placed beside the behemoth size of yours? Sure.
Nightwing: What happened to the brother I used to know? The one who laughed in the face of death?
Red Hood: That’s a lot easier to do when you haven’t died once already.
Cue awkward silence.
Roy [to Jason]: We’re not so bad. We’re not the monsters that our father figures think we are.
When Mr. Timothy Drake finally asks Ms. Tamara Fox on a proper date…
Dick: Where’s Tim?
Jason: He’s busy being a man.
Dear Red Hood…
“There’s more to life than the pain the Joker made you feel. A cold beer, a slow song, a good friend. There are good things, Jason, and you need to see that, too. There’s no real peace in revenge.”
Red Hood [to Black Mask]: You know, I can give you a list of people who’ve underestimated me. None of them have done it a second time.
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