Jason: I can’t.
Bruce: Why not?
Jason: Because I’m … Don’t want to.
At least he’s honest.
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Bruce: Don’t give me that look, Jason. I happen to be a more caring father than most.
Jason: Where’s my bed?
Bruce: I put it in storage.
To be fair, Jay, you were gone a while.
All kidding aside, we know Bruce’s not a perfect father, but he loves his kids very much and tries really hard to do right by them (just in… unconventional ways sometimes.) 🙂
Damian [about Dick and Shawn]: Todd, I’m very pleased that you’re here. I want you to help me break up our brother and his girlfriend.
Jason: Well, I’m all for that. We’ve just got to find him first.
Damian: He’s tied up in the attic.
Dami, no.
That one time – one time – a Batkid ever caught Bruce drunk…
Jason: *passing by the study*
Bruce: *slurring* You’re my third least favorite child.
Jason: *shrugs* I can live with that.
And if Jason ever told the others, they would never believe him, so he doesn’t even bother.
Jason: Tim, the accident only happened because I was trying to scare you. Maybe even hurt you.
Tim: That doesn’t sound like you. It sounds like Damian.
Hide and Seek at the Manor…
Damian: I shall duck behind the couch.
Jason: What a pro.
Another one for my “Give Damian Wayne a Childhood” campaign.
Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: Family. Nothing else matters.
Bruce: Dick?
Dick: It’s Bruce. Hide!
Entering Robin’s room be like…
Jason: *whispering* It’s quiet.
Tim: *hissing* Of course it’s quiet. It’s a trap.
Damian: *a pair of narrowed eyes in the shadows*
The Untitled: We need your blood.
Red Hood: That’s funny, I didn’t hear you say “please”.
Red Hood: *jumps from a gargoyle, does a triple somersault, twirls his handguns while mid-air, then lands half-kneeling*
Red Hood: Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
So, for some reason, I heard this line again and thought of Jason in “Injustice 2”.
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