Tag: jason todd

That moment when you realize that you’ll have to accompany your best friend on future visits with the doctor…

Roy: Hey, Jaybird, do these suppositories come in other flavors?

Jason: Roy, are you eating those?

Roy: No, I’m shoving them up my butt. Of course I’m eating them!   

Damian [to Alfred]: Pennyworth! Todd picked his nose, and now he keeps touching me with his finger!

Jason: What good is mining nose gold if I can’t share it with the townspeople?

Dami, maybe just think of it as a rite of passage for little brothers… ?

Waiting for your eldest brother at his Blüdhaven aparment be like…

Damian: *pinches nose* Disgusting. What’s that smell?

Jason: It’s either bad meat or good cheese.

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Find yourself a Nightwing who can do both.

Waiting for your eldest brother at his Blüdhaven aparment be like…

Damian: *pinches nose* Disgusting. What’s that smell?

Jason: It’s either bad meat or good cheese.

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Find yourself a Nightwing who can do both.

#mornings at the manor

So, I’ve decided to add a new tag to some of my posts (see title above). I’ve been using it as a header quite a bit and figured I might as well make it into a tag.

In my mind, the Batfamily’s just as domestic as any of us in the AM (except for the fact that they’ve probably just gotten home a few hours before breakfast, bruised and bleeding, perhaps high on painkillers, after having taken down a vast criminal empire or threat from another planet or something).

So, yeah. “Mornings at the Manor”. My dream sitcom.

When your legally dead brother’s “low-key” bitter that he wasn’t included in the latest Wayne Family painting…

Tim: Did you just paste your picture over our family portrait?

Jason: Yeah, I think it looks better.

Tim: You pasted it over my face.

Jason: Yeah, I think it looks better.

When your suggestions keep getting shut down during Batfamily strategy meetings…

Red Hood: What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas, Bruce? Put them in a tub and clean myself with them? ‘Cause that’s what soap is for.

Red Hood: … And that’s my plan. So, what do you think, Timbo?

Red Robin: But… you didn’t tell me anything. You just sat down and said, “And that’s my plan”.

Because Jason is a brilliant strategist and a master of “winging it”.