Red Hood: So, we agree to disagree?
Batman: Like we always do.
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Jason [about Steph]: Look, if you like her, then ask her out.
Tim: Did she tell you to tell me that?
Jason: Yes, by the giant coin, before the family meeting.
Red Hood: When are you going to start trusting me?
Batman: When you stop getting arrested.
Any member of the Batfamily: This team has compromised me in ways that I never even knew existed!
Jason: Want me to cry? I’ll cut up onions and think about Bruce.
“How to Quickly End Bruce’s ‘Lectures’ during Patrol using Sarcasm” by Jason Peter Todd…
Red Hood [to Batman]: *on the Comm Link* You’re going to have to speak a little slower. And in a different language.
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And the waiting list for an autographed copy is Wayne Manor hallway-long.
Just received an order from the Watchtower written legibly on… a green construct?
When you should know better than to leave your stuff lying around…
Red Hood: *horrified*
Spoiler: 🙂
Red Hood: *HORRIFIED*
Spoiler: 😀
Red Hood: You did not just bedazzle my helmet!
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: Don’t beat yourself up, Timmy. That’s my job.
“How to Quickly End Bruce’s ‘Lectures’ during Patrol using Sarcasm” by Jason Peter Todd…
Red Hood [to Batman]: *on the Comm Link* You’re going to have to speak a little slower. And in a different language.
And the waiting list for an autographed copy is Wayne Manor hallway-long.
Red Hood [to Batman]: The scariest skeleton in my closet is you!
Yup, not even his own dea – Wait, hold on – Okay, yeah. Not even.
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