Starfire: First off, you’re a complete idiot to even be in this situation.
Red Hood: No one disputes that I’m an idiot.
Arsenal [to Starfire]: I tried to stop him, Babe!
Starfire: No, you didn’t.
Arsenal: No, I didn’t.
[in Sterling Archer’s voice] Bros before… apparent threats to national security.
Arsenal: Okay, we gotta go to my house so we can use one of my sports cars.
Red Hood: Roy, you don’t own a sports car.
Arsenal: Right. We gotta go to your dad’s house so we can use one of his sports cars.
Hence, Batman having words with Green Arrow.
After being thrown across a field by Artemis…
Red Hood: *yells* You are a very, very hostile young lady, do you know that?
Red Hood: *dusts off his leather jacket*
Red Hood: *yells* Can I, um, have your number?
Red Hood [to Artemis, about Bizarro]: You know, he’s really quite sweet when he’s not trying to destroy you.
Red Hood: *holding an unconscious criminal by the scruff of the neck as a government facility explodes behind them*
Batman: *glaring*
Red Hood: I got the guy. The least you can do is fist bump me or something.
Batman: The police found spare bullets all over the crime scene, and I thought to myself, “Yes, that would be my son, Jason”.
Red Hood: So, you’re not mad at me?
Nightwing: *smirks*
Nightwing: *passes binoculars to Red Hood*
Red Hood: *looks through binoculars*
Red Hood: *sees Batman and Catwoman giggling at each other three rooftops away*
Red Hood: It’s like he’s had a personality transplant. Now he’s happy?
When you’re worried sick about your best friend (who has a bit of a drinking problem)…
Jason: Roy, where are the heck you?!
Roy: Uh, you know the store on the corner? About 500 miles from there.
When you capture a perpetrator then realize that it’s your brother…
Red Hood: Hey, Timbo! You’re stopping a felony and I’m committing one. Remember when we used to have Movie Night?
Red Robin: *groans*
When your brothers want to take you on a camping trip but you’d much rather stay in Gotham City to work on a case…
Dick: *deciding on which bug sprays and skin care products to bring*
Jason: *loading tents, duffel bags, and sleeping bags into the SUV*
Damian: *asking Alfred to pack some pet food just in case they encounter some animals*
Duke: *taking pre-trip photos and videos*
Tim [on Duke’s Snaptchat]: *pale from sleep deprivation and possibly dehydrated from too much caffeine* I don’t understand why you guys can’t go without me and just Photoshop me in.
Like Batman, like middle child.
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